Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

went from standing to sitting...toughest decision of my life

I mix it up. But I pee sitting.

Yeah I just can't pee standing up, I always miss.

One time I had to pee standing up at Cub-Scout camp into a whole, because it was a campsite and all, and I missed and peed on this other guy's shoe. He got angry and peed on my shoe back. An all out penis war ensued.

Oh and I also shave my legs. Once a fortnight.