Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[phantom_lord]

stander imo, and never thought anything of it til i read this thread.

[ZwiFT]

I got a theory;

Fat people are standing.

The reason is that their bum is covering the seat

[Pythonic]

I got a theory;

Fat people are standing.

The reason is that their bum is covering the seat

I have another theory.

Small toliet seat = stand/squat
Oversized toliet seat = sit

[Alexos]

I think we're getting somewhere guys...

[ATOTHEC101]

Do you wipe with the same hand that you write with? and do you use the traditional 5 finger (counting thumb as a finger) pinch grip on the paper or is there some new fangled arse wipery method im missing?

[GatorJH]

sometimes I sit, sometimes I stand. A man needs some variety in his life damnit. And for those who think only fat people stand I am 6'2" and weigh a very average 200 lbs.

Oh, and I write and wipe right handed using the traditional 5 finger grip.

Gator out.

[blackatom]

im not sure what to make of this thread

[kennyr22]

stand

[triumphant cracker]

ok..since i read this..i'll answer you weirdo's

sit,back wipe,fold/crumple,and i always use the mexican cowboy hats when i need to dump far & away.

[will641]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

[wesrman]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

[will641]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are sitters.

[Ragnar4]

Sure am glad THIS got bumped.

[givememyleg]

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

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[mrhappy333]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are standers.

[will641]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are standers.

this is a failed fyp. 60% are standers.

[mrhappy333]

wat? look again. 39% standers

[triumphant cracker]

nice bump

what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

haha, no fucking way. i've left a party but to a fucking gas station. not worth a sock imo.

on a side note, i cant believe 40% of people are standers.

this is a failed fyp. 60% are standers.

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this is a failed attempt will......you need glasses?

Stand or Sit?
Sit
60% [ 66 ] <------- see?
Stand
40% [ 44 ]

Total Votes : 110

[Deuce Blue]

Sorry, it was time to bump this for the New Year.

[kb coolman]

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what do you guys do when you have to shit at parties with chicks around?

I know a guy that is known for leaving parties, taking a shit outside, then returning to the party with only one sock.

OMG that's the funniest thing ever. LOL.

[Deuce Blue]

Yes, Hawksfan hit the nail on the head. You are bound to get a hanger or somethin akin to that. If you are standing that stuff could end up anywhere. For Gods sake with the lean to the side and wrap around there is no chance of anything ending up anywhere but the bowl. Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe. Opposable thumbs and sitting when we wipe are the only things that seperate us from the apes.

Jesus standers, EVOLVE already.


I gotta say though. This clears up alot of those questions I had walking into a public restroom and seeing a mess all over the shitter. Obviously a Stander's work.

I can't even imagine a bout of the shits and being a stander. Lord, no wonder you all want to take showers. Your all covered in shit from the waist down.

2009 and I still stand (or should I say sit) by my 2008 statement

[Warpe]

^^^ sez the guy with blue deuces

[kmind]

It's a new year, but I am prouder than ever to still be a stander

[flomo]

sitters are not very tolerant

[ProZachNation]

I should win the CTC for starting this thread

[mrhappy333]

you should be banned for starting this thread!

[bode]

It's a new year, but I am prouder than ever to still be a stander

[wesrman]

All standers should be shot.

Fuckin freaks. :P

[BennyLaRue]

sitters are not very tolerant

How can we be when there is stander shit spray everywhere?

[jdubs]

standers FTW!!

[will641]

YOU STANDERS ARE FREAKS!

[BennyLaRue]

Might as well say it here too. Will speaks the troof.

EDIT: Oh, you fucker. You outbumped me.

[will641]

haha, owned by a matter of seconds!

[givememyleg]

YOU STANDERS ARE FREAKS!

qfmft

[givememyleg]

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

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[dranger7070]

Omg I <3 this thread.

My own experience:
- Used to stand til age 8 or 9.
- Me and my bro got into a heated debate about it.
- I converted.
- Never looked back.

[mrhappy333]

http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/stand_or_sit.html

I cant believe there are so many standers!

[Warpe]

- Never looked back.

I always look back so I can admire my work.

[Galapogos]

- Never looked back.

I always look back so I can admire my work.

lol

[flomo]

haha, owned by a matter of seconds!

AWSOMENESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love this thread

[flomo]

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe

I stand so I can look in the mirror and be precise

[OP]

Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe.

Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.

[Deuce Blue]

Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe.

Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.

Don't even go there. We have all been wiping for years. Can't tell me you never have wiped and thought holy shit, how was that chunk still hanging on? Oh, you are a stander so maybe not. You just say how the hell did I track shit all over the house, I haven't even been out?

[JKDS]

sitters are retarded, they actually think that poop sprays out your ass uncontrollably whenever you stand up like blood in a Kill Bill movie.

[dranger7070]

sitters are retarded, they actually think that poop sprays out your ass uncontrollably whenever you stand up like blood in a Kill Bill movie.

Yours doesn't?

[BennyLaRue]

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe

Could be. There's also this...

Avg Weight of Standers: 268 lbs

Avg Weight of Sitters: 177lbs

Standers have fat asses, ftw.

[dranger7070]

hahaha there may be some truth to that fatty's stand and skinnys sit. I'm 6'3" and I weigh 185.

When I was younger and stood I was heavy for my height. Interesting.

[OP]

Standers could lose a piece and end up on their leg, in the shorts, on the back of the shoe.

Im a stander...and a very proud one! I am actually on the laptop dropping one right now, and plan to stand up right after I post this. But I don't understand this argument. You do know you're suppose to finish shitting before you start wiping? If you stand up and there is still shit coming out of your ass you are obviously doing something wrong.

Don't even go there. We have all been wiping for years. Can't tell me you never have wiped and thought holy shit, how was that chunk still hanging on? Oh, you are a stander so maybe not. You just say how the hell did I track shit all over the house, I haven't even been out?

Just use the seat to spread the cheeks method...clears this problem right up

[a500lbgorilla]

lukie theorem 76

standers stand because when they learned to wipe at 2-3 years of age they could not sit(too small to sit on the can and wipe) and no one enlightened them to not standing to wipe

Could be. There's also this...

Avg Weight of Standers: 268 lbs

Avg Weight of Sitters: 177lbs

Standers have fat asses, ftw.

haha so true

[ZwiFT]

I can't fucking believe there are so many standers.. Don't ya have to shower after?!

[bode]

I can't fucking believe there are so many standers.. Don't ya have to shower after?!

ive been thinking for a minute or 2, and i cant come up with a single reason why you would think someone would need a shower after this?

obv im a stander.

[b-rabbit]

i'm a leaner. standing is for little kids.

[nibbles]

How do blind people know when they've finished wiping?

[dranger7070]

They touch the TP with their hand ldo. If it comes away with stuff on it, they keep wiping

[BennyLaRue]

These kinds of differences are how wars start.

[Warpe]

These kinds of differences are how wars start.

There's a children's book in this. How do we wrap up the neat moral lesson at the end though?

[Luco]

This would have been so much cooler for the lilliputians to fight over.

[rated_r_racing]

WTF IS SANDSGTORMS AVATAR, THAT IS AMAZING, PS STANDING IS FOR THE COOL KIDS

I THINK THE CATS SUPPOSED TO BE THAT BIG HAIRY THING FROM STAR WARS AND I AGREE I AM RELUCTANT TO SIT AND WIPE STANDING SEEMS MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU SIT I WOULD SAY YOU
HAVE TO GET YOUR HAND INSIDE THE TOILET TO WIPE NO THANKS ILL STAND

[Ragnar4]

I tried wiping and standing today. I felt so dirty afterwards that I took a shower with bleach.

[zook]

I tried wiping and standing today. I felt so dirty afterwards that I took a shower with bleach.

you're doing it wrong

[Warpe]

[flomo]

Super Awesome Bump!

[BennyLaRue]

Christians vs. Standers?

[givememyleg]

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

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[rong]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read. It answers lots of questions you've always been afraid to ask.

FWIW Sit, fold, reach round.

Does anyone who folds ever do a second fold after a wipe and then use the same piece for a second wipe?

[BooG690]

Bump this ish to get the toilet poll wars going.

Does anyone who folds ever do a second fold after a wipe and then use the same piece for a second wipe?

I do this all the time.

[givememyleg]

HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE STAND UP WHEN YOU WIPE AND WHY

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[kiwiMark]

This thread is now a new poll. Do you fold the toilet paper and wipe, or scrunch it up and wipe?

Edit: FML

[OP]

Does anyone who folds ever do a second fold after a wipe and then use the same piece for a second wipe?

I do this all the time.

[BooG690]

Wait, I don't understand. Sitters remain seated on the toilet while wiping? I need an explanation...

[bigred]

Wait, I don't understand. Sitters remain seated on the toilet while wiping? I need an explanation...

Agreed. Seems like risky business to me.

[kiwiMark]

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?

[boost]

I mix up my play nowadays. Around back, down through the front, and the occasional stand. Its really situational.

[BooG690]

But surely when you guys stand isn't there some, like, inadvertent clenching which could lead to some serious need for a bleachin'?

No no. You squat a bit for more room to operate.