CTC Round 1

[a500lbgorilla]

First round matchups selected by my roommate.

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

Votes will be bolded and posted in this thread. Voting lasts for 7 days starting nowish. All participants may begin campaigning immediately. And once you vote, you need to vote the entire ticket.

[a500lbgorilla]

Also vote on any criteria you feel like.

[Warpe]

vote for me because rilla's whining will be totally worth it

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[BennyLaRue]

I'm going to write in Ralph Nader here.

[BennyLaRue]

No, wait, Ron Paul!

[jyms]

Wow, talk about an alienation thread. This could get soap opera'ee. Looking forward to it.

[Warpe]

there's an alien nation thread? I loved that series

[triumphant cracker]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
jack sawyer vrs kingnat
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitbot vrs bigspenda

putting wes and mrhappy against each other is not fair....but brothers gotta stick together.

[bigspenda73]

lulz I'm v v surprised to even be on the list, but dambnit I'm gonna lose to a bot.

I need Mr. Bigcity's friends to vote for me!

[bigspenda73]

Also how are the 1 and 2 seeds imo playing each other in the first round (wes and mrhappy)?

[a500lbgorilla]

my roommate felt like these names would best clash

And I will be dignified in defeat to Warpe. He is a wily, old man who has nothing to live for but this competition.

[kmind]

Also how are the 1 and 2 seeds imo playing each other in the first round (bigred and flomo)?

[a500lbgorilla]

Even Jesus had haterzzz

[bigspenda73]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[Jack Sawyer]

LOL I'm surpirsed too for bein on the list.

Votes:

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[BennyLaRue]

Criteria: Perviest sounding name

(Note: Poster may or may not be pervy. I know little about these people. This is strictly based on name and whether or not said name brings to mind pervy accoutrements such as mustaches, individually wrapped candy, thick black glasses and/or rusty vans.)

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[chardrian]

shemale prejudice imo.

[BennyLaRue]

Who be da shemale?

[ProZachNation]

wow thanks for seeding me so low

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[ProZachNation]

shemale prejudice imo.

post more old man

[givememyleg]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[Galapogos]

Are we voting people to get booted out to get keep them around? I'm assuming in since Warpe voted for himself (no class!)

My selection process is a complex algorithm including post frequency, genuine "lol" frequency, style of humor, timing, and long-term FTR activity.

Then I said fuck it and went with the more sophisticated method of flipping a coin.

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[givememyleg]

spoon and gala were pretty much a tie for me, but i had to go for spoon because he had sex with a fat chick.

[Galapogos]

You and I are no longer talking.

[a500lbgorilla]

Until you have sex with a fat chick

friendship is funny like that

[bigspenda73]

This is why Leg and I have made it through some tough times, I'm willing to sacrifice for our friendship.

[givememyleg]

rilla - are u coming to vegas this year?

[Lukie]

lol at no lukie

clearly rigged

[a500lbgorilla]

L D O

[Lukie]

oh nvm i see what you are doing, in round 5 the winner of this bracket faces the winner of the winner's bracket (i.e. me)

[bode]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[ProZachNation]

You fucks, triptanes has been dead like 4 years. rilla just logs onto his account for werewolf.

Vote for me!

[mrhappy333]

LoL, this thread is funny as hell!

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[Parasurama]

bigred v flomo (operation title)
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333 (the addition of nsf)
warpe vrs rilla (awesome name+avatar)
kingnat vrs jack sawyer (joined ftr because of jack)
prozachnation vrs triptanes (the mystique)
spoonitlater vrs gala (fat chick)
UG vrs will641 (affirmative action)
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda (just an all-around better name)

[Parasurama]

Oh and will, if you're not black I don't want to hear about it

[bigred]

I'm not voting since I think every person on this ballot is awesome. Trophies for all.

[Galapogos]

You fucks, triptanes has been dead like 4 years. rilla just logs onto his account for werewolf.

Vote for me!

Take it up with my coin.

[a500lbgorilla]

I'm gonna lose in the first round of the tourny i designed to validate myself!

[triumphant cracker]

i'm kissing everyones ass...Trophies for all.

loli'm kidding.

[bigred]

lol im jus drink!!!!lol d

[kb coolman]

Criteria: most likely to have 11 toes.

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[swiggidy]

Way to do this in the laziest way possible, at least you have to tally everything. Should make 8 polls IMO. As is people will get mad how I votez.

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[a500lbgorilla]

laziest possible way means that instead of making 8 spammy threads, I need to personally tally the vote?

YOUR TICKET IS THROW OUT!

[swiggidy]

laziest possible way means that instead of making 8 spammy threads, I need to personally tally the vote?

YOUR TICKET IS THROW OUT!

DUUUUUUUUUUDE. You're just saying that because I voted for warpe. Couldn't be more rigged than a tOSU game.

Since when are you above 8 spammy threads in the commune?

[a500lbgorilla]

Since you voted for warpe!

[a500lbgorilla]

Also, this keeps voter fraud down. A measure which we all know is not above bigred.

[swiggidy]

Also, this keeps voter fraud down. A measure which we all know is not above bigred.

Couldn't be more rigged than a tOSU game.

[a500lbgorilla]

you and your favorite sports team suck to equal and almost unreal depths, levels and lengths!

[a500lbgorilla]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...at-t79302.html

I bleed financially for the commune!

[lolzzz_321]

lol who is dis boy prozachnation
im rosa parks, sat on him like segregation
prozachnation beatin me is impossible, a pipe dream
you'll have better luck building your perpetual motion machine

[givememyleg]

lol who is dis boy prozachnation
im rosa parks, sat on him like segregation
prozachnation beatin me is impossible, a pipe dream
you'll have better luck building your perpetual motion machine

wins

[Xianti]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

Easy. Since this is the Commune, I voted for who makes me laugh more often. It was close between Prozach and 3tanes, but I usually don't get 3tanes' pokemon/jap-fanboy/wasian humor.


btw... I didn't notice this thread until 'rilla told me about it in Randomness II. RILLA, post these as events in the Calendar like a day or two before you open voting so they show up in the week view on the index. You'll get a lot more exposure.

[lolzzz_321]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[a500lbgorilla]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

Easy. Since this is the Commune, I voted for who makes me laugh more often. It was close between Prozach and 3tanes, but I usually don't get 3tanes' pokemon/jap-fanboy/wasian humor.


btw... I didn't notice this thread until 'rilla told me about it in Randomness II. RILLA, post these as events in the Calendar like a day or two before you open voting so they show up in the week view on the index. You'll get a lot more exposure.

tutorial plz?

[Xianti]

tutorial plz?

umm... mods lounge?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...se-t11151.html

[XTR1000]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[ProZachNation]

I am pulling out the big guns here.

This is my private forum you are all welcome to join if you vote for me.

Just I place were I can let out my feelings and meet other cool people with similar interests.

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

[UG]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda



all pretty close imo, I literally flipped a coin on a few of them

there are no losers here, only winners!



p.s. I bet Lukie is using not being on the list as motivation in the gym, working himself into a rage so he can hammer out a few more bicep curls and lat pull downs.

[frosst]

criteria: who's first letter comes first in the alphabet

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[Xianti]

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

Hahaha.. what the hell is this? 2,270 posts by one person?

[triumphant cracker]

http://tarisspeed.conforums.com/index.cgi

Hahaha.. what the hell is this? 2,270 posts by one person?

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[kb coolman]

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I told you this is Magical Bulletins, where I can only post my bulletins here because I don't want any guests or new members posting here. You can only look at them, that's it.

If you want to spam, go to the nWo Mecha Team Forums to wreck that place. Thank you.

[flomo]

I'm not voting since I think every person on this ballot is awesome. Trophies for all.

you sound like a querr

a thread like this should have imploded and be locked by now

bigred v flomo --George W. voted for himself and won, so will i
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333--hot chick pics
warpe vrs rilla --it is rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer-- crazy drunk posts and nice guys finish last
prozachnation vrs triptanes--werewolf is in another forum
spoonitlater vrs gala--short, sweet and fucknig funny
UG vrs will641--this was the toughest for me, although $10 would have bought it
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda --spenda gave me $10

[a500lbgorilla]

bump, if you were sitting on your votes. Now is the time!

[triumphant cracker]

when's the next round 'rilla??

[a500lbgorilla]

I was thinking once this round closes. But its not gonna be a straight vote. I'm thinking like haiku/rap battles or some shit.

[wesrman]

bigred v flomo
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333
warpe vrs rilla
kingnat vrs jack sawyer
prozachnation vrs triptanes
spoonitlater vrs gala
UG vrs will641
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda

[boost]

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: TRIPTIZZLE THE WHITEST RAPPER ALIVE WINS BY A LAND SLIDE!

bigred v flomo -sorry flomo, gotta keep the easy sex flowing..
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333 stinky vag stories are hilarious
warpe vrs rilla valololololidation
kingnat vrs jack sawyer lost pwns
prozachnation vrs triptanes whos the top 5 mc's? 1)triptanes 2)triptanes 3)triptanes 4)triptanes 5)triptanes!
spoonitlater vrs gala gala's avatar scares me, spoon sexes things that scare me: winner, spoon!
UG vrs will641 ftmfw
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda cant trust a robot

[a500lbgorilla]

First round matchups selected by my roommate.

bigred v flomo lol ez game
nsfwesrman vrs mrhappy333 ez game
warpe vrs rilla Since I think I'm losing, maybe this'll make me look good?
kingnat vrs jack sawyer ez game
prozachnation vrs triptanes ez game
spoonitlater vrs gala ez game
UG vrs will641 lol ug ez game
bankitdrew vrs bigspenda 100111101011

Votes will be bolded and posted in this thread. Voting lasts for 7 days starting nowish. All participants may begin campaigning immediately. And once you vote, you need to vote the entire ticket.

[boost]

you gotta admit though, adding lololol's to words is l337

[wesrman]

Also how are the 1 and 2 seeds imo playing each other in the first round (wes and mrhappy)?

This.

[a500lbgorilla]

BECUZ THIS IS COMMUNE TOURNY OF CHAMPIONS! If you don't think you can defeat all comers than get the fudge out!

[boost]

god bruce lee is such a bad ass..

[lolzzz_321]

so, i, i won?

[wesrman]

god bruce lee is such a bad ass..

QFT.