Not sure why you even bother coming in this thread. You're like a virgin stuck in the corner of a disco trying to crack jokes to appear the hard man but without the balls to actually ask anyone to dance and wondering why everyone else is enjoying themselves.
If you have it all sussed out and I know nothing then why do you care if I crack jokes?
Just go on laughing all the way to the bank there Keef buddy.
I just think we should suspend judgment on Boris until we have all the facts through an inquiry, police investigation, and parliamentary commission...then we should explode him.
also,
I'd like to be called Lord Poopy His Most Gloriously Excellent.