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  1. 01-27-2008 12:11 PM #1
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    Default The coolest way to steal money thread

    Ok, this story is old but it happened in my hometown and made me laugh.

    This guy steals a backhoe, and drives it right through the front of the mall in the middle of the night. He scoops up an ATM machine and drives off down the road.

    The cops found it smashed open and empty a mile or so down the road.
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  2. 01-27-2008 12:13 PM #2
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    Also, I heard this story once and don't know if it is true or not...

    This Canadian guy is being a tourist in New York, and these 2 guys come up to him with knives and tell him to give them all their money. So the Canadian guy is like, ok whatever, and starts handing him all his money which happened to be fancy Canadian money. The muggers see how its not green, and is all sorts of different fancy colors, and think it is fake. So they stab him and take off, leaving all the money.
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    At a community college I used to work for tutoring, some guys rented a truck, backed it up to the cafeteria area, loaded the ATM up (it wasn't bolted down or anything), and drove off. Never caught the guys who did it, even though they did it in the middle of the main lunch crowd. From what I heard from administration people, it was around +$10k.
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  4. 01-27-2008 12:44 PM #4
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    stealing is -EV
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    stealing is -EV
    not if you dont get caught
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    72o is -EV
    not if you flop a full house
    Maybe you can see the hole in your logic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
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    72o is -EV
    not if you flop a full house
    Maybe you can see the hole in your logic.
    One of the better comebacks I've seen recently. Well done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frink
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    72o is -EV
    not if you flop a full house
    Maybe you can see the hole in your logic.
    One of the better comebacks I've seen recently. Well done.
    lol, nice one.
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  11. 01-27-2008 09:39 PM #11
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    but if you can run fast, you decrease your chance of getting caught

    so if you increase your chance of flopping a full house to 60%, 72o IS +ev
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  12. 01-28-2008 06:44 PM #12
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    coolest way to steal money hands down is the super user account.
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