Garden w/ pool
Mozart (mainly for the instruments)
Weed (Don't smoke anymore but def would in this setting, would have to ration)
Fridge and oven
Punching bag
Pen/paper

The rest is kind of irrelevant. Any chick, even one that doesn't speak english is bound to drive you bat shit crazy if you can't get a break from her at some point in the day.

The garden/pool is first on my list for a reason but without gardening tools might be counter productive. Maybe the fridge/oven too but I think I could overcome not having cooking utensils.