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  1. 08-19-2009 02:04 PM #1
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    Default Chelle and I are retarded

    jesseeddleman: After I tell you this you'll probably be like wow you two are weird
    jesseeddleman: Okay so she's laying on her back at the end of the bed
    jesseeddleman: And I walk up and smack her in the forehead with my dick
    jesseeddleman: She just sort of laughs
    jesseeddleman: And she's laying there with her eyes closed
    jesseeddleman: So I go to do it again right
    jesseeddleman: And she's like hold on come here
    jesseeddleman: I lean over
    jesseeddleman: And my balls are on each one of her eyes
    jesseeddleman: And she's like
    jesseeddleman: IT'S LIKE EYE BALLS
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    Thank god it was perverted 'chelle or kid chelle and not mean chelle. She'd have bit those suckers off!
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    Default Re: Chelle and I are retarded

    I heard in scotland they call it "tea-bagging"
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    Dont make fun of retards, its not their fault that they got old and cant work any more.
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    I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
    You don't clean your balls?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
    Oh, I get it. It's because you're black, isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
    You don't clean your balls?
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    great story to tell at your rehearsal dinner imo
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    Title should also be Chelle and I am retarded. Gingers are not people and thus should not affect verb conjugation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    I guess I'd give her two black eyes?
    You're such a ginger.

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  13. 08-20-2009 12:14 AM #13
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    Oh my god. Oh you bastard. I would throw something at you right now if I could.

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