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  1. 01-12-2008 02:49 PM #1
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    Default Brag: Guess what i did while 16-tabling

    Brag: Jacked off while 16-tabling

    Beat: I flopped 64 vs 55 on 357, stacked off, and turn was 7 right before I nutted.

    Variance: I got laid less than 6 hours ago.
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  2. 01-12-2008 03:01 PM #2
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  3. 01-12-2008 03:29 PM #3
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    this thread is useful without pics
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    this thread is useful without pics
    lol
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

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  5. 01-12-2008 05:40 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    this thread is useful without pics
    very nicely done indeed
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    too bad penilon got banned before this thread was started
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  7. 01-12-2008 06:09 PM #7
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    sounds more like two beats
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  10. 01-13-2008 12:28 AM #10
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    nice work spoon. but don't you konw it's god punishing you for your sins? You could have been against 2 6s and it would come running 7s.
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    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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  12. 01-13-2008 07:35 AM #12
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    nice work renton!
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
    With the commune posts showing up on the FTR homepage, we're going to have to be a little bit more strict.
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
    With the commune posts showing up on the FTR homepage, we're going to have to be a little bit more strict.
    these commune threads are on the homepage?
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    wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
    it helps to spell it correctly.

    seriously spoon, you need to work on your funny:stupid post ratio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
    it helps to spell it correctly.

    seriously spoon, you need to work on your funny:stupid post ratio
    DURKA DURKA OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLL FUCKKKK FUCKKK MASTERBIZATIZLE FOR SHIZLE MY WARPIZLLE YA HEARD
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    btw i do stupid posts to mix up my plays obv
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    wait, why can you say fuck in a title but not masterbate?
    With the commune posts showing up on the FTR homepage, we're going to have to be a little bit more strict.


    LOL
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  20. 01-13-2008 01:37 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    btw i do stupid posts to mix up my plays obv
    range merging>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>post merging
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  21. 01-13-2008 05:46 PM #21
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    Beat: You jacking off.

    Brag: You getting jacked off.

    Seriously, jacking yourself while playing is way beat since it means donkeys make you hot.
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  22. 01-13-2008 07:24 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    Beat: You jacking off.

    Brag: You getting jacked off.

    Seriously, jacking yourself while playing is way brag since it means +10 BI days make you hot.
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  23. 01-13-2008 10:42 PM #23
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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  24. 01-13-2008 11:02 PM #24
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    Are you jackin it right now?
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    thoughts on this courtiee? ever try it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    thoughts on this courtiee? ever try it?
    well i've never tried 16-tabling before ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    thoughts on this courtiee? ever try it?
    well i've never tried 16-tabling before ...
    How about I do the 16-tabling and you do the.... well nevermind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    We've changed the homepage forum topics listing to exclude the Community forum.
    Now that was the smart thing to do.

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    well it was between banning you and that... but we kinda like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    well it was between banning you and that... but we kinda like you.
    At least I don't have tourette's.

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    I was gonna guess that you shit in a bag.

    Playing all those tables at once, theres no time for bathroom breaks.
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