Booty Call?

[Pythonic]

My wife is out of town for 4 more days and I have the opportunity to make a booty call to a 9 out of 10 chick.

[ProZachNation]

its a trap!

[bode]

dont be a douche bag. that is unless your wife has done this to you before, then its perfectly acceptable.

[Pythonic]

Wife has been faithful as "far as I know." What, no slimebuckets in this forum?

[will641]

pics are necessary before passing a judgement

[spoonitnow]

It's -EV.

[Pythonic]

She used to be a model. Here you go!

[Warpe]

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[mrhappy333]

First mistake= telling everyone your gonna make a booty call.

But hell yeah you should call her.Make a video, then watch it with the wife as a Porn Video.

[Chopper]

with the obscurity of the net, i didnt think this had a prayer at running 50/50. nh, FTR'rs.

[Galapogos]

If things are good with your wife (as in you don't see divorce in your future) then don't. It's just not cool and totally not worth it. Plus if you're a good and decent person the guilt will kill you.

[Pythonic]

First mistake= telling everyone your gonna make a booty call.

But hell yeah you should call her.Make a video, then watch it with the wife as a Porn Video.

I never said was, I said could. I wanna see what people morals are like on here.

[wufwugy]

If you know what you want and that's what you want then do it. Typically, however, you don't know what you want so you make decisions that cause greater harm than acknowledged. Oftentimes we find this in cheating.

It's very rare that unsanctioned extra-relationship sex makes fulfillment. It is often a necessary byproduct of poor life understanding and decisions though.

[spoonitnow]

Don't do it.

[Pythonic]

Running 50/50 right now. Damn we've got some cheaters on here eh?

[bode]

cheating is sooo shitty.

[Pythonic]

I agree completely

[gabe]

dont be THAT guy

[Ash256]

No matter how fucking hot she is, you shouldn't do it

[Hawk]

Don't do it!

Even if the wife never finds out, the guilt will (or should I think) drive you nuts forever.

If things aren't going well with the wife, figure that out, one way or another before doing anything like this.

[Jack Sawyer]

She used to be a model. Here you go!

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO

We need a side picture too

[frosst]

HA!! tilted the scale in yes' favor. The numbers dont lie. DDOOOITTTTT!!
i mean its not cheating if you're in a different area code right?
or if you did her and a friend at the same time cuz then they would cancel each other out

[meeloche]

Cheating is bad in general except way worse if you are married imo.

If you weren't married I'd be more inclined to say yes but still probably not. She is hot though.

[jyms]

Always knew you were a douchebag

[will641]

cheating is only bad because its culturally unacceptable. its the god damn feminist movement!!!

that was kind of a joke, but there is some truth to it imo.

[Pythonic]

HA!! tilted the scale in yes' favor. The numbers dont lie. DDOOOITTTTT!!
i mean its not cheating if you're in a different area code right?
or if you did her and a friend at the same time cuz then they would cancel each other out

Tapped the friend already which was 2 yrs before I met my wife. LOL

[Pythonic]

Always knew you were a douchebag

At least I'm an honest one Mr. Car Keyer!

[Pythonic]

[quote="Jack Sawyer"]

She used to be a model. Here you go!


GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO

We need a side picture too

Got a top one and a few more. Enjoy!

[will641]

damn shes fine. i think you gotta go for it.

[Pythonic]

Lives only 15 miles away but I don't think I could go through with it. I'd had to live with that guilt for the rest of my life. Anyone else live in Chicago that wants her phone#?

[wufwugy]

Good fuck why can't she live in Seattle.

[will641]

just get a bj. then you wont feel as bad. lol.

[flomo]

don't do it
it is wrong and you will go to hell
scumbag




i voted yes

[Kits]

Nope. Don't do it.....unless you think it's ok for your Missus to?

[FyrFytr998]

I say no, unless you and your wife have an understanding. And even then, would it really be worth the risk? You may not catch teh AIDS, but teh HERPs are just as bad, lol.

[Pythonic]

Open marriages suck! Imagine the jealousy!

[sauce123]

all the ppl who dont say yes vicariously r ridiculous imo

[Ash256]

Jeeeeeeeeesus christ she's smoking


Still don't do it

[mixchange]

if you want to cheat you should divorce your wife

i have a bad problem where I fear a relationship with anyone but a very hot woman because of other options out there

then hot women are a HUGE pain in the ass to deal with

wish i wasnt such an asshole

[mrhappy333]

she's hot. My wife tells me its not cheating if I tell her about it.
So If she lived closer by.....

[Pythonic]

all the ppl who dont say yes vicariously r ridiculous imo

Sad but very true!

[Pythonic]

Wife is extending her stay in PA an extra day. 3 days back up to 4, Haha!

[Reidak]

ur only a 2:1 dog

[Fnord]

You really need to work on communication with your wife if you're considering this.

[Pythonic]

You really need to work on communication with your wife if you're considering this.

Read my 4th post on this thread, it was a joke people.

[flomo]

is she into anal sex?

[bigred]

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

[Pythonic]

is she into anal sex?

Not sure but my old friend said she used to brush her teeth with his member in the shower.

[Lukie]

lukie theorem #3: even if you think no, always vote yes

[Jack Sawyer]

if you want to cheat you should divorce your wife

i have a bad problem where I fear a relationship with anyone but a very hot woman because of other options out there

then hot women are a HUGE pain in the ass to deal with

wish i wasnt such an asshole

I share your problem

[wufwugy]

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

marriage is -EV as this hand makes it obv...sucker

[Fnord]

lukie theorem #3: even if you think no, always vote yes

CALL

[mrhappy333]

Trip report?

[jdubs]

that is quite a booty to be calling.... tough hand, but I say fold.

[frosst]

def call.........then again she might like your "raise"

[Trikflow77]

all the ppl who dont say yes vicariously r ridiculous imo

no no no no no no

[Lukie]

yes yes yes yes yes

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[Jack Sawyer]

[Ragnar4]

Blah.

here's the real litmus: She shows up on your porch with a 6-pack of beer, a raincoat, and nothing else. If you can't turn it down, don't turn it down.

As played. Insta fold.

[swiggidy]

Awesome pic jack

[will641]

yes yes yes yes yes

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thats what she said.

[boost]

honestly I dont htink shes THAT hot. I mean yes shes hot but...

anyways, Im in chicago, holla?

[eugmac]

so did u do it?

[a500lbgorilla]

so did u do it?

she has a name, you insensitive bastard.

[ensign_lee]

so did u do it?

she has a name, you insensitive bastard.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[eugmac]

so did u do it?

she has a name, you insensitive bastard.

lol yes nh

[Pythonic]

I picked up the phone numerous times to call her up but just couldn't go through with it. The wife got home last night so its off for now.

[eugmac]

I picked up the phone numerous times to call her up but just couldn't go through with it. The wife got home last night so its off for now.

Nh sir.

[Hawk]

I picked up the phone numerous times to call her up but just couldn't go through with it. The wife got home last night so its off for now.

Nh sir.

[givememyleg]

My wife is out of town for 4 more days and I have the opportunity to make a booty call to a 9 out of 10 chick.

wow, i feel really bad for your wife and seriously wonder why you ever got married in the first place. even though you didn't actually go through with it doesn't make it okay that you seriously considered it. and if you don't think it is wrong, show her this thread and ask what she thinks.

[Galapogos]

My wife is out of town for 4 more days and I have the opportunity to make a booty call to a 9 out of 10 chick.

wow, i feel really bad for your wife and seriously wonder why you ever got married in the first place. even though you didn't actually go through with it doesn't make it okay that you seriously considered it. and if you don't think it is wrong, show her this thread and ask what she thinks.

I think any married man would consider it. Props to him for being the good guy.

[mrhappy333]

My wife is out of town for 4 more days and I have the opportunity to make a booty call to a 9 out of 10 chick.

wow, i feel really bad for your wife and seriously wonder why you ever got married in the first place. even though you didn't actually go through with it doesn't make it okay that you seriously considered it. and if you don't think it is wrong, show her this thread and ask what she thinks.

Whoa!!
I'm sure theres things we all have considered doing but didn't go through with it.

[givememyleg]

and making a thread asking if he should? ya ya, i'm sure many guys have gone through the "go to the bathroom and talk yourself out of doing anything stupid" routine before. but just seemed like it was worse having it be planned in advance when the wifey was out of town.

it did sound a little harsh, but when you get married you should know that you're married. it is more than implied that means booty calls are no longer active!

[givememyleg]

don't do it
it is wrong and you will go to hell
scumbag




i voted yes

on a side note, flomo always delivers

[Pythonic]

My wife is out of town for 4 more days and I have the opportunity to make a booty call to a 9 out of 10 chick.

wow, i feel really bad for your wife and seriously wonder why you ever got married in the first place. even though you didn't actually go through with it doesn't make it okay that you seriously considered it. and if you don't think it is wrong, show her this thread and ask what she thinks.

All men fantasize about other women, it's just our human nature. You are a liar if you say you never have; married or not. Women do the same too. This was not something I planned, I posted this because I was bored and wanted to see how moralistic this board was.