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  1. #1
    How do I make a game that is purely designed to get kids to badger their parents into buying virtual currency?
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  2. #2
    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    How do I make a game that is purely designed to get kids to badger their parents into buying virtual currency?
    You should be asking how you make a game that gets kids to use their parents cards to buy stuff without asking.
  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    You should be asking how you make a game that gets kids to use their parents cards to buy stuff without asking.
    That's unethical and if it's obvious that's my plan, it might blow up in my face. Better to just get the little bastards to make horrible noise until parents willingly give their money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That's unethical and if it's obvious that's my plan, it might blow up in my face. Better to just get the little bastards to make horrible noise until parents willingly give their money.
    Nah it's fine you'll just have to put up with people like Jack crying about it to you.

    Quote Originally Posted by BananaStand View Post
    Didn't they already do that?

    I think they called it PokerStars or something like that....
    Funny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That's unethical and if it's obvious that's my plan, it might blow up in my face. Better to just get the little bastards to make horrible noise until parents willingly give their money.
    There was this Harry Potter game which would strangle your character until you pay up.

    True story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer View Post
    There was this Harry Potter game which would strangle your character until you pay up.

    True story
    I wasn't aware just how sinister and greedy the gaming industry had actually become. I'd love to know what JK Rowling thinks of this, seeing as she's usually bleating about something immoral.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I wasn't aware just how sinister and greedy the gaming industry had actually become. I'd love to know what JK Rowling thinks of this, seeing as she's usually bleating about something immoral.
    She's busy defending casting a korean women as a bad person because that's racist.
  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    She's busy defending casting a korean women as a bad person because that's racist.
    Busy virtue signalling from her fucking mansion, more like.

    I just spent a few minutes trawling through her Twitter feed in the hope of finding something amusing and hypocritical. God that woman doesn't half talk some shite. I want those few minutes back.
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  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Savy View Post
    You should be asking how you make a game that gets kids to use their parents cards to buy stuff without asking.
    Didn't they already do that?

    I think they called it PokerStars or something like that....

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