You say that jokingly but one of the reasons (and a good one) that developers don't patch games quicker is because when people have spent time unlocking that OP thing they need to be given time to play with it or the negative of taking it away is really off putting to people and obviously they can't nerf things instantly because meta takes time to find and lots of "day one" (i.e. shit thats great on day one) becomes useless later on.

People also really don't like balanced games, they like OP shit.