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  1. 01-10-2007 03:41 PM #1
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    Default Is this a beat?

    Had unprotected sex with this girl who told me she wont have an abortion if she gets pregnant. I tell her I got arrested for drugs and am going to have to join the army and go to Iraq because I hate her and never want to see her again.


    Am I a bad person?
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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  2. 01-10-2007 03:45 PM #2
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  3. 01-10-2007 04:06 PM #3
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    a better question is - is SHE a bad person for giving you an STD?
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    id be more concerned if she didnt get preggers and youre firing blanks
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  7. 01-10-2007 06:30 PM #7
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    Man that's pretty dumb. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
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  8. 01-10-2007 07:21 PM #8
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    Default Re: Is this a beat?

    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    Had unprotected sex with this girl who told me she wont have an abortion if she gets pregnant. I tell her I got arrested for drugs and am going to have to join the army and go to Iraq because I hate her and never want to see her again.


    Am I a bad person?
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  9. 01-10-2007 09:18 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Man that's pretty dumb. Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
    Hindsight is 20/20 bro.


    Am I safe though? I dont want some crazy bitch coming after me for child support and shit. Can I just claim I never met her before?
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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  10. 01-10-2007 10:07 PM #10
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    Ur common sense doesn't seem to be 20/20 though.

    As for saying you never met her, MoE meet Mr. Paternity Test, Mr. Paternity Test meet MoE.
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  11. 01-10-2007 10:12 PM #11
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    but unprotected sex is so much more fun people!


    and what's wrong with kids, really? little kids are cool!


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  12. 01-10-2007 10:16 PM #12
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    Replace "Getting AIDS" with "Having a baby"
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  13. 01-10-2007 10:18 PM #13
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    There is this little thing called DNA, pretty hard to bluff that one. For what its worth, I hope she isnt preggo. Mostly to preserve the gene pool. Its dilluted enough the way it is.
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  14. 01-10-2007 11:50 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by ihategnomes
    There is this little thing called DNA, pretty hard to bluff that one. For what its worth, I hope she isnt preggo. Mostly to preserve the gene pool. Its dilluted enough the way it is.
    I hear Phil Ivey bluffed a paternity test once. That or his bug eyes broke the test.
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  15. 01-11-2007 01:46 AM #15
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    This thread has not lifted my spirits any.
    She looked at me and said youz a baby right?
    I told her, I'm 18 and live a crazy life
    Plus I'll tell you what the 80's like
    And I know what ladies like
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  16. 01-11-2007 04:07 AM #16
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    Did she say she was pregnant?

    Seems like a pretty shitty reason to break up a relationship if you did it because of that offhand comment.

    She could have meant 'IF I got pregnant, I wouldn't want to have an abortion.' , not 'I'm pregnant. I don't want an abortion. You have to support me forever.'

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  17. 01-11-2007 04:37 AM #17
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    This is why I always use the most effective form of birth control at all times:

    a fake name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz
    This is why I always use the most effective form of birth control at all times:

    fake DNA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Margin Of Error
    This thread has not lifted my spirits any.
    lolz, you need to work on your delivery then

    Quote Originally Posted by ensign_lee
    Seems like a pretty shitty reason to break up a relationship if you did it because of that offhand comment.
    I'm pretty sure it wasn't a relationship
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  20. 01-11-2007 01:54 PM #20
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    I'm pretty sure she said IF too.
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  21. 01-12-2007 12:13 AM #21
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    see, this is why manbuttsex is best.
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  22. 01-12-2007 02:21 AM #22
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    what the hell has happened here?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    This kid must be a few months old by now. What'd ya name him/her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy


    Replace "Getting AIDS" with "Having a baby"
    Well it's good to know that getting AIDS is at least a little fun.
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