One time I was on the computer late at night and outta nowhere this bat comes flying into the room. I run out of the room like the girly man I am. So then I got a tennis racket and nailed the thing in mid flight and put a blanket over it. The thing made the most hideous noise. Then I took a weight and smashed it to death. I felt bad about it until I took a closer look at the thing. Those things are ugly! So after looking at it I didn't feel so bad about killing it.

Anyhow, yeah, tennis racket + blanket + 20lb weight + girly man = no more bat.