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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by Geanosssss
    Is the FTR colour scheme meant to coincide with the pokerstars software?
    No, but I think the color scheme might
    wtf is 'the color scheme' ???
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    its how you actually spell color, obv.
    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    Syked is too busy making millions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    which avatar of mine has been the best?

    1) current

    2) previous shemale

    3) eyebrow dude

    4) beaten up nazi eyebrow dude

    5) paint huffer face guy
    #4.

    Because Nazis are funny, of course... especially beaten-up ones.
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    Default Re: FTR Cards for FTp

    Quote Originally Posted by Fozzy71
    Xianti

    Did you get any of my PM's or Emails i sent to your MSN?

    I would still like to get those images, so I can make a proper FTR deck for FTP.

    Foz
    Yes. Sorry, Fozzy. I got side-tracked with some other projects. I'll get to your graphics soon... I got some other time-sensitive things at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geanosssss
    Is the FTR colour scheme meant to coincide with the pokerstars software?
    No. It's skin-colored because skin is sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Shouldn't sykedupp post more because of his hot avatar?
    mos def
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    WHEN IS GAUNTLET!
    Either September 30 or October 3. But don't quote me. I'll figure it out this weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Shouldn't sykedupp post more because of his hot avatar?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Syked is too busy making millyins.
    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Do you ever feel like a celebrity?
    Yes. I often find myself blurting out loud, "Goddamn, I'm a fuckin' rockstar!!!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    What was your most memorable poker "moment"?
    MOAQ II
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH
    What was your most memorable poker "moment"?
    MOAQ II
    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...aq-ii-1622.htm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Either September 30 or October 3. But don't quote me. I'll figure it out this weekend.
    Haha, I'm so badass!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Xwned
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    Hey, everyone. Been real sick with a flu the past few days... so I haven't been around here much. Sup? What have I missed?
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    did your boyfreind pozz you?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    are you feeling better?
    Yes. Thank you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    did your boyfreind pozz you?
    This question implies I have a boyfriend. Therefore, I cannot answer this question.
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    Would you pay me to rough boost up for his last post?
    "$80 million Submarine mansion. Think about it."
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    do you think you can dance?

    should I audition for SYTYCD?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Would you bone your cousins? Salsa would.
    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    Ok srsly though, is there any man you would go gay for?

    For example, I would gladly switch teams for christian bale.

    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    Would you pay me to rough boost up for his last post?
    Honestly, if you live near him, I'll give you $10 to punch his arm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    do you think you can dance?
    Yes. Whether I can dance well is a matter of debate.

    should I audition for SYTYCD?
    I don't know. I haven't seen you dance. Link to a video?
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Ok srsly though, is there any man you would go gay for?
    You want me to say "Jamurdab00st," don't you? You're not being very hetero right now.

    For example, I would gladly switch teams for christian bale.
    Good for you.
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    awww dont be short with me, I am a thinking person, I swear.

    Anyways, I just spent most of today finishing kitchen confidential by anthony bourdain, its a really good book, have you read it? Flomo and many other people have recommended it to me.

    Do you like to cook?

    Whats your favorite thing to cook?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    which avatar of mine has been the best?

    1) current

    2) previous shemale

    3) eyebrow dude

    4) beaten up nazi eyebrow dude

    5) paint huffer face guy
    worthless without pics
    #1


    #2 - I can't find it, but am searching.

    #3


    #4


    #5
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    I hate chard's avatars
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    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    jealousy just eats at your innards.
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    i loved that paint face guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by chardrian
    which avatar of mine has been the best?

    1) current

    2) previous shemale

    3) eyebrow dude

    4) beaten up nazi eyebrow dude

    5) paint huffer face guy
    worthless without pics
    now that I know what they look like.......why did I say that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    i loved that paint face guy
    that's def the worst one!
    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord View Post
    Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    i need an avatar

    then i need a signature
    bring back the thong!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Do you like to cook?
    I don't do it very often, but I do enjoy it when I do.

    Whats your favorite thing to cook?
    Probably any of my various random pasta dishes. I make different tomato-based sauces from scratch and experiment with the ingredients each time. Also, people really like my chili.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Do you ever feel like god, like Bender did in Futurama?
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy previously
    Do you ever feel like a celebrity?
    Why are you so curious about my megalomania? Do you want to be like me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Do you ever feel like god, like Bender did in Futurama?
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy previously
    Do you ever feel like a celebrity?
    Why are you so curious about my megalomania? Do you want to be like me?
    Why would I not want to be like you?
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    good grief
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    good grief
    Charlie Brown?
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    Yes. I've always been a big fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Is bumping of this thread ever going to annoy you?
    No.

    This thread is made for bumping.
    And that's just what you'll do.
    One of these days this thread is gonna walk all over you.
  45. #45
    I burnt myself today, its blistering kinda nasty like. Can you share some of the knowledge of your ancestors in the form of a herbal remedy please?

    Or just elaborate on the sauces you make.

    I personally really like making this tomato based mushroom sauce thats finished with cream. I make it when I make chicken scallopinni. I normally make it with pasta but its more of a french sauce, with the cream and all. Im guessing the tomato sauces you make are more of the southern italian variety?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee
    i need an avatar

    then i need a signature
    bring back the thong!!!
    spoonitnows thong...
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    Default Re: FTR Cards for FTp

    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Fozzy71
    Xianti

    Did you get any of my PM's or Emails i sent to your MSN?

    I would still like to get those images, so I can make a proper FTR deck for FTP.

    Foz
    Yes. Sorry, Fozzy. I got side-tracked with some other projects. I'll get to your graphics soon... I got some other time-sensitive things at the moment.

    Still waiting.
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    Default Re: FTR Cards for FTp

    Quote Originally Posted by Fozzy71
    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Quote Originally Posted by Fozzy71
    Xianti

    Did you get any of my PM's or Emails i sent to your MSN?

    I would still like to get those images, so I can make a proper FTR deck for FTP.

    Foz
    Yes. Sorry, Fozzy. I got side-tracked with some other projects. I'll get to your graphics soon... I got some other time-sensitive things at the moment.
    Still waiting.
    I'm afraid I'll have to postpone this indefinitely. I'm on vacation in Europe at the moment. When I return home, I have some other major projects that will take up my time.
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    Does anyone have a decent resolution copy of the FTR Spade Logo? so I can make the As?


    I would like to finish this deck I made back in July. It needs some fine tuning - but I would love to be able to finish and post it.

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    is that deck going to be compatible with stars? I really want a copy.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    No - That is for Full Tilt.

    It is a TON of work to try and make that deck for Stars. It may be a nice project to work on this winter - but wont be anytime soon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fozzy71
    Does anyone have a decent resolution copy of the FTR Spade Logo?
    Email sent to fozzy711 nerdshack.com.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Why is Tom Brady that good?

    That was a trick question. He's not.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH View Post
    That was a trick question. He's not.
    Tebow vs Brady prop bet?
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    ummmmmm - lemme think about it.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Ok, I'm done. No.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Dear Xianti:

    How many Olympic Hockey threads must we see in the commune before somebody gets banned?

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    i have tried to make use of vbulletin's ignore feature. Yet, when someone quotes a bigred post, i will still see it. How can i completely eliminate him to make my ftr browsing experience most satisfactory?

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    If a naked gay guy jumped on your back, would you leave him there or toss him off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    ***you have this user on ignore***
    Thanks x-man! Seems to be doing the trick now.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    How many times do you think Luco can recycle that joke?

    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Can crystal meth get any more awesome?
    Congratulations, you've won your dick's weight in sweets! Decode the message in the above post to find out how to claim your tic-tac
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    After four years, I still do not know how to pronounce Xianti...
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    After four years, I still do not know how to pronounce Xianti...


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    shawn-tea
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
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    No, this is incorrect.

    It's Zee-Ante, like a Nazi demanding that you put up your blind before the deal.
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    I called him Zanty all weekend in Vegas and he never corrected me.
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    I called him Zanty all weekend in Vegas and he never corrected me.
    I called him John.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jyms View Post
    I called him Zanty all weekend in Vegas and he never corrected me.
    If we were face to face you could call me Suzy and I wouldn't correct you.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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