Ask Xianti

[bode]

could i interest you in a fish sandwich?

[Xianti]

Whats the difference between a tangerine, satsuma and clementine

Satsuma and clementine are seedless varieties of mandarin citrus, with clementine being the sweetest and juiciest. The tangerine has seeds and is much more sour than the others.

if no news is good news, is all news bad news?

Depends on one's own interpretation of said information.

[Xianti]

could i interest you in a fish sandwich?

Grilled, please.

[gabe]

do you think its possible for a girl to rape a guy?

[Xianti]

do you think its possible for a girl to rape a guy?

Only if the boy hasn't hit puberty yet.

[swiggidy]

do you think its possible for a girl to rape a guy?

Only if the boy hasn't hit puberty yet.

Even if she looks like this...

[mrhappy333]

do you think its possible for a girl to rape a guy?

Only if the boy hasn't hit puberty yet.

Even if she looks like this...

xianti, would you hit ass with this?

[Xianti]

would you hit ass with this?

If she had a gun to my head... in which case, I suppose, it could qualify as rape. So that may be the exception to my earlier statement -- to answer swiggidy's question.

[cobere]

Xianti, I'd like your comments on this chart depicting FTRs' finances.

[Xianti]

Xianti, I'd like your comments on this chart depicting FTRs' finances.

The "Resembles Pac-man" portion of our budget is what we spend on "entertainment," i.e., booze and women.

[a500lbgorilla]

What is your favorite play in sports? (Triple play in baseball, blocked kick in football etc.)

When cooking for guests, what is your best dish to prepare?

What do you consider your greatest physical feature?

[Xianti]

What is your favorite play in sports? (Triple play in baseball, blocked kick in football etc.)

The "squeeze play" in whatever. Because, when I was a teenager, I remember watching the beginning of some R-rated sports comedy on cable and the first scene had a guy in bed with a girl, with a close-up of his hand squeezing her boobs. Over that, the title "Squeeze Play" appeared.

When cooking for guests, what is your best dish to prepare?

Pasta. Or chili. I'm good with sauces and stuff.

What do you consider your greatest physical feature?

My thick hair. Or my thick penis.

[jdubs]

what is the meaning of life?

[Xianti]

what is the meaning of life?

42

[boost]

when will I robusto?

[lolzzz_321]

what is the meaning of life?

[boost]

random.

[Geanosssss]

Have you ever seen a BMW ?

[Unibomber14]

Did you ever buy that silver money clip?

[mrhappy333]

Did you really want people to STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS?

[Geanosssss]

You say you had a job as a graphic designer. I was wondering how well that paid and exactly what the job involves as im just about to do a graphic design course at college, and wondered what type of job you can get.

[bigred]

What's up?

[zook]

Could you respond to this thread?

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...c.php?p=559430

For the children?

[bode]

can i change my FTR name to "bode"?

[swiggidy]

can i change my FTR name to "bode"?

I was making bode plots at work today.

[jdubs]

what is the meaning of life?

42

Douglas Adams FTW

[bode]

can i change my FTR name to "bode"?

I was making bode plots at work today.

say what?

[swiggidy]

can i change my FTR name to "bode"?

I was making bode plots at work today.

say what?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bode_plot

[ferseireutert]

Xianti, why do I hate you so much?

[a500lbgorilla]

Who is going to win the ECU vrs VT game tomorrow?

[UG]

boxers or briefs?

[boost]

dont wanna start a big thing where everyones asking for a new name, but can I be boost? I really dislike my screen name now, boost is fine though I guess.

[bigred]

Can I change my name to Turd Ferguson?

[Xianti]

Did you ever buy that silver money clip?

Click to enlarge.

[Xianti]

Did you really want people to STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS?

Just 3tanes, mostly.

[Xianti]

You say you had a job as a graphic designer. I was wondering how well that paid and exactly what the job involves as im just about to do a graphic design course at college, and wondered what type of job you can get.

Like any trade, base salary depends largely on location (Los Angeles, CA vs Tulsa, OK) and specialty (motion graphics vs print design). I could give you a more meaningful answer if you were specific about what field of graphics you were interested in.

[Xianti]

What's up?

The temperature. It's been freaking hot.

[Xianti]

Could you respond to this thread?
http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...c.php?p=559430

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...=560127#560127

[Xianti]

can i change my FTR name to "bode"?

No. But I can.

[Xianti]

Who is going to win the ECU vrs VT game tomorrow?

For you, 'rilla, I'll say VT.

[Xianti]

boxers or briefs?

Boxer-briefs.

[Xianti]

dont wanna start a big thing where everyones asking for a new name, but can I be boost? I really dislike my screen name now, boost is fine though I guess.

Okay. But seriously, guys. I don't want to be doing this all the time.

[Xianti]

Can I change my name to Turd Ferguson?

You're not serious, are you? I'm not going to be changing people's names multiple times. So if I change your name to Turd Ferguson, you're stuck with it.

[vqc]

Do you miss me?

[Xianti]

Do you miss me?

Actually, yes, Vince. I often wonder why I don't see you on IM anymore.

[boost]

love you xianti, you big asian teddy bear, you.

[bode]

can i change my FTR name to "bode"?

No. But I can.

sorry, i didnt want to start a shitstorm. but thanks.

[bode]

love you xianti, you big asian teddy bear, you.

wait, what was your name before? just numbers at the end or something?

and you should have changed it to jamurda, ldo.

[mrhappy333]

Favorite place you have lived? why?

[vqc]

Do you miss me?

Actually, yes, Vince. I often wonder why I don't see you on IM anymore.

Im online all the time now, in fact I am online right now.

[mrhappy333]

can I change my name to the artist formely known as mrhappy333?

[Xianti]

Favorite place you have lived? why?

I had to give this one a lot of thought.

Places I have lived (for a period of time longer than an average "vacation," i.e., more than just a few weeks):

South Korea: Was born and lived there until I was six years old. Don't remember too much of it, so I can't say it's my favorite.

Costa Rica: It was an awesome experience (living there for 3 months). But in the end, I decided not to buy a house there to stay. I have friends there now that I'll be visiting, but I think I want to have that kind of experience (of temporarily "living" elsewhere) in other places.

Redondo Beach, CA: Definitely the place I call home for the time being. I generally like it here, I like my house and I have good friends. But for years now, I have gotten bored with everything. The same conversations with the same types of people, doing the same things, week after week, month after month. This is normal life for most people. But I want more. I get high from being surrounded by people of a different culture, of being in a foreign place and exploring, and... well... I kinda like being anonymous. It's liberating and challenging.

So... since I'm choosing to stay here in Redondo Beach right now, I guess it's the favorite place I've lived. But I can't say I love living here. My journey has only begun.

[Xianti]

Do you miss me?

Actually, yes, Vince. I often wonder why I don't see you on IM anymore.

Im online all the time now, in fact I am online right now.

Shucks. I guess I'm the one that's not logged in to IM so much anymore. I just remember when I was logged in all the time, you were never there.

How's Marge? You two engaged yet?

[Xianti]

can I change my name to the artist formely known as mrhappy333?

Too long.

[a500lbgorilla]

Our offensive line has no depth, no talent and no chance against LSU on saturday.

Who's gonna win the Tech v LSU game this week?

[Xianti]

Our offensive line has no depth, no talent and no chance against LSU on saturday.
Who's gonna win the Tech v LSU game this week?

I was right about the last VT game you asked me about. This game, however, will be won by LSU, I'm afraid.

[jyms]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...oker-58094.htm

Please?

[Xianti]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/poker-58094.htm
Please?

It could be a job in itself to oblige everyone that wants a title... and then change them when people inevitably want them changed. That's just not going to happen. Sorry, Jym.

[Unibomber14]

WHEN IS GAUNTLET!

I want to make a good run my first time out.

[mrhappy333]

can I change my name to the artist formely known as mrhappy333?

Too long.

Whew, I meant to say I was just kidding too.

[a500lbgorilla]

You're wrong, Xianti! Sure the Hokies are a step down in talent at every position with the possible exception at corner (Flowers) and linebackers (Adibi, Hall) where they probably match LSU, but talent doesn't win football games! Hokies do!

[Xianti]

You're wrong, Xianti! Sure the Hokies are a step down in talent at every position with the possible exception at corner (Flowers) and linebackers (Adibi, Hall) where they probably match LSU, but talent doesn't win football games! Hokies do!

We'll see.


By the way... you do know I know absolutely nothing about sports, right? That's what makes this so engaging.

[swiggidy]

Do you ever feel like a celebrity?

[GatorJH]

What was your most memorable poker "moment"?

[bigspenda73]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/poker-58094.htm
Please?

It could be a job in itself to oblige everyone that wants a title... and then change them when people inevitably want them changed. That's just not going to happen. Sorry, Jym.

how about for ppl with 1500 posts, like pooh-bah status

pretty plz?

[donkbee]

it was realllly hard to make him even do it for mods

[bode]

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/poker-58094.htm
Please?

It could be a job in itself to oblige everyone that wants a title... and then change them when people inevitably want them changed. That's just not going to happen. Sorry, Jym.

how about for ppl with 1500 posts, like pooh-bah status

pretty plz?

TJ will eat your first born child if you dont give in to his wishes. Also, the 1500 post thing is a good idea.

[bigspenda73]

it was realllly hard to make him even do it for mods

yes, but X and I are tight, like we know each other from FTR and shit....

[chardrian]

which avatar of mine has been the best?

1) current

2) previous shemale

3) eyebrow dude

4) beaten up nazi eyebrow dude

5) paint huffer face guy

[a500lbgorilla]

You're wrong, Xianti! Sure the Hokies are a step down in talent at every position with the possible exception at corner (Flowers) and linebackers (Adibi, Hall) where they probably match LSU, but talent doesn't win football games! Hokies do!

We'll see.


By the way... you do know I know absolutely nothing about sports, right? That's what makes this so engaging.

Sat, 9:30 pm EST on ESPN if you wanna watch the game.

[Zee Devee]

which avatar of mine has been the best?

1) current

2) previous shemale

3) eyebrow dude

4) beaten up nazi eyebrow dude

5) paint huffer face guy

worthless without pics

[Galapogos]

which avatar of mine has been the best?

1) current

2) previous shemale

3) eyebrow dude

4) beaten up nazi eyebrow dude

5) paint huffer face guy

worthless without pics

Haha, hey whatever mod erased that troll's post from last night this is kinda funny he says this isn't it?

[Fozzy71]

Xianti

Did you get any of my PM's or Emails i sent to your MSN?

I would still like to get those images, so I can make a proper FTR deck for FTP.

Foz

[Geanosssss]

Is the FTR colour scheme meant to coincide with the pokerstars software?

[bigred]

Is the FTR colour scheme meant to coincide with the pokerstars software?

No, but I think the color scheme might