I believe I have finally found the answer to the ultimate question -- you know, the one that goes like "who/what created the universe, what's the purpose to existence, etc?"

Find evidence for that sort of thing in the first place. Like, is there any evidence that creation happens? The answer is no. Everything that gets "created" is just some form change. Likewise, what evidence is there for the existence of ultimate purpose? There's none. Existence does what it does because that's what it does, and we're unsatisfied with that answer because we're unsatisfied with that answer