Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
what do you get if you cross an elephant with a cat?

elephant cat sine theta

that is fucking funny.


I have a better calculus joke:

A constant and an e^x are walking down the street... suddenly the constant ducks into an alley and looks petrified.

The e^x asks, "What's wrong man?"

The constant replies in a whispered tone, "Don't you see what's up ahead?.. it's a derivative!!! Do you KNOW what HAPPENS if I meet a derivative?? I'm finished!! I'm zilch, I'm NOTHING!!"

The e^x boasts, "Pshaw!! A derivative doesn't bother me. I'm e^x.. if I meet a derivative I just keep on walking.. it doesn't faze me a bit."

Undeterred by the constant's fears, e^x struts down the street, walks right up to the derivative and spouts, "What's up derivative? I'M e^x"

And the derivative replies, "Hi, I'm partial with respect to y."