Tonight I wore a really short white skirt and a lacy tank top, did girly rum shots in my kitchen out of a "I love New Jersey" shot glass, put on a sweater and a long coat, and went out into the Vancouver rain to wait in a line for a downtown club I'd never been to before. Then I paid $15 for cover, $6 for a coat check, and spent the night dancing to 20 second mixes of hip hop while also trying to stay away from creepy guys who frequent such clubs. Since I'm an old lady now, I got tired at 1:45 am and left to catch a cab. It's sooo hard to get a cab at 2 am in downtown Vancouver but somehow we got super lucky so we went to my house. I got changed and we went to Denny's to eat omelettes, hashbrowns, mozzerella sticks, onion rings, and chicken strips. Now I'm really fucking full and I'm sitting in my bed typing this on my laptop while my girl friend is sleeping on my futon in my living room.

I discovered that I like different sauces for different deep fried items. I like honey mustard with chicken strips, ranch dressing with onion rings, and marinara sauce with my mozza sticks. I don't know why this is so cool to me right now.

Tonight was better than last night.