Are you currently married? In the following hysterical post you say that your marital batting average is .333 and that you've been divorced twice. So I'm guessing you are, but thought I'd ask anyway. I couldn't think of another question right off the bat...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports...88b_story.html

Also, do you really give people $1.25 if you use their questions in your column? How did you come up with that amount per question?

I think you are one of the funniest, cleverest people around, by the way. Thanks for doing this, man!