I did it again.....I decided randomly to run up the small amount of cash I had on stars last nite that wasn't T$ or W$....after some incredibly lucky table selection I was already up quite a bit....Doggz decided to sit down and attempt to steal my money so were both there when this occured:

Hand #1 - Guy posts OOP, i attempt to steal his post and run myself into this mess:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($1029.20)
UTG ($308.75)
MP ($405.30)
CO ($160)
Button ($524.10)
SB ($771.80)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8, Q. CO posts a blind of $4.
2 folds, CO (poster) checks, 2 folds, Hero raises to $20, CO calls $16.

Flop: ($42) 7, 9, T (2 players)
Hero bets $32, CO raises to $140, Hero calls $108.

Turn: ($322) 9 (2 players)

River: ($322) 7 (2 players)

Final Pot: $322

Results:
Hero has 8h Qs (two pair, nines and sevens).
CO has Ad As (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: CO wins $322.

20 Minutes Later....

Hand #2 - Does he think I have no memory??

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($722.65)
MP ($239.75)
CO ($452.35)
Button ($312.45)
SB ($469.10)
BB ($959.50)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, 8.
Hero raises to $16, 2 folds, Button calls $16, 2 folds.

Flop: ($38) 8, J, T (2 players)
Hero bets $16, Button raises to $48, Hero raises to $140, Button raises to $296.45, Hero calls $156.45.

Turn: ($630.90) K (2 players)

River: ($630.90) 2 (2 players)

Final Pot: $630.90

Results
Hero has Jh 8h (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $630.90.

Following Chat:

RUDE777: wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mMagic_cards: AA IS THE NUTZ!
RUDE777: j 8?
mMagic_cards: a a ?
RUDE777: fu-ck u!
RUDE777: dont be stupid!
mMagic_cards: plz desposit more money so you can sit with $400
lambchopdc: RUDE
lambchopdc: for the answer to your questions...
lambchopdc: please see http:// tinyurl.com / jjq4t
lambchopdc: take out the spaces obviously
lambchopdc: have u checked that link sir?
RUDE777: the answer is u got lucky on the flop with those cards! mr pro!
lambchopdc: i am a professional luckbox, you are correct there
RUDE777: ur luck will run out donk!
lambchopdc: you should deposit more so you can be here when that happens