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  1. 10-31-2008 07:26 PM #1
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    Default ALERT help me with newsie lines

    so i'm a newsie (1920's paperboy) and i'm gonna carry around papers and yell shit like extra extra read all about <insert story title> page X

    So far I've got "Hot <whatever costume> gives paperboy phone number"

    "<insert friend> buys paperboy a beer"

    "Hot <chick> shows her boobs to paperboy"


    let's get some more
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  2. 10-31-2008 07:27 PM #2
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    Simply genius, i have no lines but it cant be hard to think them up on the spot.
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    "My ePenis is 10" long"

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    "My ePenis is 10" long"

    "I'm way gayer online"

    "You think I'm cool now, wait till you see my profile"
    Extra Extra!!!! Swiggidy sets world record for blowing most men in day, read all about it, page 9!
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  5. 10-31-2008 07:47 PM #5
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    pages 8 and 9 are stuck together :/
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  6. 10-31-2008 07:55 PM #6
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    my bad, page 8 had the victoria secret magazine insert
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  7. 11-01-2008 04:53 PM #7
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  8. 11-01-2008 05:05 PM #8
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    yes trip report is essential, I'm sure you failed miserably but I want to hear about it nonetheless


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  9. 11-01-2008 06:30 PM #9
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  11. 11-03-2008 10:49 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    yes trip report is essential, I'm sure you failed miserably but I want to hear about it nonetheless


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