2034

[dranger7070]

Cliffs:
- dranger went to a buddy's house yesterday and got drunk and uber stoned and came back and had a balls ass dream where i was in a coma for 24 years and actually went out and found out some shit about the future.
- i started this out as a story kind of thing, but i wanted to get at least a brief outline of what i noticed down on paper before I forgot + its long as shit anyways, if you guys want any more details, i can write some more down.

Edit: cut out the story shit, cuz it was kind of retarded, the cool shit is what i actually noticed lol.

So we go to the BK Lounge, and I look up at the menu, #9 Chicken Sandwich value meal now costs $34. I’m like wtf. Menu is damn near exactly the same, just ridic expensive. Inflation ftw!
The US got rid of its oil addiction completely ~2021 and we’re now running on some shit that I can’t remember the name of. Al Gore was President from 2016-2024 and apparently laid the pwn down on the planet about being more environment friendly and shit and now like 85% of the world has Gone Green or w/e the hell the thing was called. He’s easily accepted as the best president the US has ever had and helped to solve most of our problems and completely revamped the way our government is run so its actually efficient.

I can’t really explain how much different stuff was. Like everything just seemed… sleeker. Like more efficient for the space it took up. Cars were smaller, houses were more compact, multistory, and built closer together, streets and roofs were white, most houses were white or light gray/silver. There weren’t TV screens anymore, at least not the kind we’re used to. They were more like holograms being projected from a tiny wall mount with one blue flickering light that turned orange when it was powered off. No one kept pets anymore. I have no idea what happened to all the dogs, cats, birds, etc but no one was allowed to have one anymore. Firearms were banned from all but the military. I never found out about what we’ve done in space.

Anyways, I woke up after visiting my dads grave. I had this dream after smoking 3-4 bowls and already being drunk. Lol potaments.

[BennyLaRue]

Any soylent green?

[dranger7070]

This seems so much less awesome from when I first woke up and jotted it down lol. Ohwellz

[dranger7070]

Any soylent green?

Had to google to find out what this was, but yea seems similar except the planet doesn't suck ass in my 2034.

Just hit me, we ate all our pets!

[flomo]

get a video camera and make your memoirs and post them here

[surviva316]

didn't read the story, but i'm thinking that by the year 2034 gorillas will be in the nfl. think about it, all you have to do is train one to not start off until the QB yells "hutt" a couple of times, and you have the meanest most unstoppable offensive tackle ever.

thoughts?

[BennyLaRue]

What would happen if you gave a Gorilla HGH?

Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, make that movie, will you?

[Stacks]

But what about 2012?

[BankItDrew]

Sick dream, bro.

It sounds like a utopia.

[dranger7070]

But what about 2012?

Kim Jong Il is on his deathbed and launches off a nuke that actually manages to hit the US, but the dumb twat thought Tennessee = Washington D.C. and blew you and your family to shit. Sorry

[BennyLaRue]

But what about Megan Fox?

[Stacks]

And the Pink Ranger?

[dranger7070]

Turns out Megan Fox was a dude, and ended up marrying Lady Gaga and they adopted Australian Siamese twins

[flomo]

Turns out Megan Fox was a dude, and ended up marrying Lady Gaga and they adopted Australian Siamese twins

i'd still hit it

[BooG690]

Я тут буду всем писать .. И вы тоже здесь пишите

This. SOOOOO this.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

Any soylent green?

Had to google to find out what this was.

Soylent Green is PEOPLE

[JKDS]

Says something like "ill be here all write...and you also write". even for a mistranslation thats kind of a weird thing to spam. Russians r weird.

[BennyLaRue]

But what about poker?

[FlyingSaucy]

Balls ass potament. I'm still waiting for the video memoir.

[Stacks]

Team Edward Backpack.

Where do I sign up?

[Trikflow77]

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poty

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