Quote Originally Posted by UG
Quote Originally Posted by zook
Matt Fucking Stairs? OMG.
When he was in the American League we would go to Royals games just to heckle him. We would chant "SOFTBALL GUY" and other things that would insinuate he looked like (and even played like) a slow-pitch softball player.

That was a BOMB he hit last night.
Nice. He played AA ball where I grew up. The stadium's a 10-minute bike ride from my house so I saw him tear up the Eastern League when I was in HS. Yeah, I'm old.

This is the greatest quote from him after last night's game:

"When you get that nice celebration coming in the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling."