stepahead, I haven't seen you around in--gosh--it must have been over 3 years. So I've been wondering for a long time, this "young neil" that you're interested in; is this the same young neil as I happen to be interested in?

If so, I'm wondering if this makes us mortal foes--two people vying for the reciprocation of young neil's interest--or if we can parlay this into an friendship--sharing young neil stories, and ribbing each other on our various exploits (I mean "ribbing" in the Meriam-Webster sense of the word; not so much the Urban Dictionary sense of the word)--or better yet, if this is an opportunity for an alliance so that we can work together to finally pin down the slippery sucker and give him the good poke and prodding act his creamy skin has been calling out for all of these years (I mean this all in a figurative sense, of course).