Dave, maybe. I'm coaching my apprentice tomorrow.
daven, thx buddy.

Update:

Didn't sleep well, so today's schedule was a tad messed up. I played one session for 8.6k hands. Here's the stats for it, along with a few interesting hands, including chat:



Hand 1

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG+1 ($200)
MP1 ($153.75)
MP2 ($369.35)
CO ($57.85)
Button ($40)
SB ($38)
BB ($124.70)
Hero (UTG) ($421.85)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A, A
Hero bets $8, 3 folds, CO raises to $24, 1 fold, SB raises to $38 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $30, CO calls $14

Flop: ($116) J, K, A (3 players, 1 all-in)
Hero bets $30, CO calls $19.85 (All-In)

Turn: ($155.70) 7 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($155.70) 3 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $155.70 | Rake: $3
villains each showed and

Hand 2
This hand was fucked up the way I played it:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 ($151.30)
MP2 ($316.90)
MP3 ($208.30)
CO ($200)
Button ($57.15)
SB ($296.85)
BB ($237)
Hero (UTG) ($428.80)
UTG+1 ($200)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9, 9
Hero bets $8, 1 fold, MP1 calls $8, 3 folds, Button calls $8, SB calls $7, 1 fold

Flop: ($34) 3, 2, 7 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets $18, 1 fold, SB calls $18, Hero raises to $62, MP1 calls $44, SB calls $44

Turn: ($220) 7 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: ($220) K (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP1 bets $81.30 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $81.30

Total pot: $382.60 | Rake: $3
villain showed

Hand 3

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button ($34)
SB ($206.25)
BB ($40)
UTG ($34.45)
UTG+1 ($394.85)
MP1 ($481.70)
MP2 ($33)
Hero (CO) ($207.30)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9, 9
3 folds, MP2 bets $4, Hero calls $4, Button raises to $34 (All-In), 3 folds, Hero calls $30

Flop: ($75) 6, 10, 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($75) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($75) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $75 | Rake: $3
villain showed
BankItDrew: lololol
Dealer: Game #37922571042: BankItDrew wins pot ($72) with four of a kind, Nines
Dealer: mike8557, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
Dealer: Player mike8557 has requested TIME
BankItDrew: in ur face u short stacking b@stard

Hand 4

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($155.05)
Button ($249.35)
SB ($204)
BB ($453.05)
UTG ($247.50)
UTG+1 ($213.75)
Hero (MP1) ($240.20)
MP2 ($213.95)
MP3 ($265.25)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, A
2 folds, Hero bets $8, 1 fold, MP3 calls $8, 4 folds

Flop: ($19) A, 5, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $12, MP3 raises to $30, Hero calls $18

Turn: ($79) 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $47, Hero raises to $202.20 (All-In), MP3 calls $155.20

River: ($483.40) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $483.40 | Rake: $3
Villain shows :Ac: :Qc: