playing against the ge00fish. a very strange and difficult multi headed monster to play against. itt i offer tips to slaying the beast. the first ge00fish many will encounter is the A game ge00fish. where he is not stoned or frustrated. in order to combat the ge00fish type 1 u must first realize on the flop he is going to flop the nuts. and if u do not get the monies in on this street, lee will punish your lack of bold and aggressive play and allow him to keep his nuts. so in order to combat this you must MAKE BOLD AND AGGRO PLAYS. which he will see right through but lee rewards aggression and lets you suck out on him and let's face it ev is a useless number. example QT2 rainbow. you get the 89. you must c/rai on a single raised pawt. he will snap u off with AQ, but lee rewards you with the J on the turn. or ge00fish 4b's you and you 5b shove the big lick 69 of red. he will indeed flop an A but lee smiles upon u and u runner runner a flush.
the second head of ge00fish is the stoned ge00fish. who is slow and nitty. here you must surprise him and make big bluffs that confuse him so much that he time's out with all his sets and straights. an example of this is when he has a set and the river fills the flush. SHOVE. and he will be so confused he will time out and fold. again u must have balls the size of the moon to attempt a monumental bluff of epic proportions.
and finally there is the 50bb ge00fish. at this point shove over any of his opens. because he never wins aipf's. ever. doesnt matter if he has quad ACES preflops. you'll straight flush his ass. however if a short stacker beats u to the shove i'd recommend folding because short stackers run like god ldo. if you do as i say and follow these instructions you will here far outcries from canada with the words of PIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. or FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK or perhaps a fist smashing into a desk.
i have taught you to slay the dragon, go forth and prosper.
