Reposting from "Couple of the dumbest things I saw today" thread for posterity... Cracked me up.

I played this hand pretty badly I think, but what happens is kinda hilarious in a totally noob way...

PokerStars Game #53237668339: Tournament #335083692, $0.45+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/11/25 18:46:16 AEST [2010/11/25 2:46:16 ET]
Table '335083692 4' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Player 1(750 in chips)
Seat 3: SB (1060 in chips)
Seat 4: BB (2455 in chips)
Seat 5: UTG (1650 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero (1560 in chips)
Seat 7: Player 2 (1540 in chips)
Seat 8: Player 3 (1410 in chips)
Seat 9: Player 4 (3585 in chips)
SB: posts small blind 15
BB: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [K A]
UTG: calls 30
Hero: raises 90 to 120
Player 2: calls 120
Player 3: folds
Player 4: folds
Player 1: raises 630 to 750 and is all-in
BB: folds
SB: folds
UTG: folds
Hero: calls 630
Player 2: calls 630
*** FLOP *** [8 8 6]
Hero: bets 120
Player 2: raises 670 to 790 and is all-in
Hero: calls 670
*** TURN *** [8 8 6] [8]
*** RIVER *** [8 8 6 8] [6]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [K A] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Player 2: shows [5 5] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Hero collected 790 from side pot
Player 2 collected 790 from side pot
Player 1: shows [J K] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Hero collected 775 from main pot
Player 2 collected 775 from main pot
Player 1 collected 775 from main pot