After another large editing binge, you'll be happy to know that I've reduced the footnotes from 93 down to 1. The one remaining one is in the final 20 pages and is a legitimate academic note.

I'm sprucing it up for a wave of submissions to some small presses I'm really interested in. Pretty stoked about it because, unlike agents, the publishers I'm looking at are very open to playing with form (time to revamp the Easter Eggs idea). Much thanks to FTR for all the help you gave and that still trickles in from time-to-time.