Just put in an utterly wild session at 2/4. I started out the session losing QQ<AA, NFD to a set, Over and FD < QQ and then AK< QQ , 3 out of 4 to the same reg.

Then these two hands happened at the exact same time and I went into numb 'wtf is going on' mode:

No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (4 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($1250.10)
Button ($358.10)
Hero (SB) ($422.90)
BB ($199)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, A
1 fold, Button bets $12, Hero raises $36, 1 fold, Button calls $26

Flop: ($80) 7, Q, 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $56, Button calls $56

Turn: ($192) A (2 players)
Hero bets $101, Button raises $264.10 (All-In), Hero calls $163.10

River: ($720.20) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $720.20

Results:
Button had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Hero had Q, A (two pair, Aces and Queens).
Outcome: Button won $718.20


No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (5 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP ($840.38)
Button ($296.18)
SB ($198)
Hero (BB) ($347.12)
UTG ($376.55)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
3 folds, SB bets $5, Hero raises $19, SB raises $49, Hero raises $326.12 (All-In), SB calls $143 (All-In)

Flop: ($396) 8, Q, 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($396) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($396) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $396

Results:
SB had A, A (one pair, Aces).
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
Outcome: SB won $393


At this point i was down an obscene amount, had yet to win a hand but I couldn't let this reg just destroy me (ego ftl). So I sat down and 6 tabled him HU at 2/4 (great frame of mind to be in to do this).

Here are a couple hands from the HU:

I was barreling hard, I went to bet river but couldn't decide what amount (or to shove) and then timed down, so i figured I had to call...but it's close I guess.

No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) ($541.50)
SB ($1522.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
SB bets $8, Hero raises $31, SB calls $25

Flop: ($70) A, 10, Q (2 players)
Hero bets $46, SB calls $46

Turn: ($162) 4 (2 players)
Hero bets $113, SB calls $113

River: ($388) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $1328.50 (All-In), Hero calls $347.50 (All-In)

Total pot: $1083

Results:
SB had 8, 6 (flush, Ace high).
Hero had Q, Q (three of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: SB won $2063


This one was so close, not sure if I soul owned the river hard with my c/call or if I just got lucky. I just was running so bad I assumed he would river me.

No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($850.10)
Hero (BB) ($1079.85)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, A
SB bets $8, Hero raises $31, SB calls $25

Flop: ($70) A, 6, 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $46, SB calls $46

Turn: ($162) A (2 players)
Hero bets $111, SB calls $111

River: ($384) J (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $180, Hero calls $180

Total pot: $744

Results:
SB had A, J (full house, Aces over Jacks).
Hero didn't show K, A (nothing).
Outcome: SB won $743


No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) ($1108.50)
SB ($376)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, 5
SB bets $8, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($20) 9, 10, 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $15, Hero calls $15

Turn: ($50) A (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $40, Hero calls $40

River: ($130) K (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $105, Hero calls $105

Total pot: $340

Results:
SB had Q, 9 (three of a kind, nines).
Hero didn't show A, 5 (nothing).
Outcome: SB won $339

No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (BB) ($539.20)
SB ($932.30)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J, Q
SB bets $8, Hero calls $6

Flop: ($20) 9, J, 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets $15, Hero calls $15

Turn: ($50) J (2 players)
Hero bets $37.50, SB calls $37.50

River: ($125) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $86, SB calls $86

Total pot: $297

Results:
SB had 2, J (flush, Jack high).
Hero had J, Q (three of a kind, Jacks).
Outcome: SB won $296



So yeah, I figure that's about as close to rock bottom as you can get in a session while not openly tilt shoving and stuff.


But fortunately, he was a spewtard so cue the comeback:

No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($749.40)
Hero (SB) ($611.50)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, K
Hero bets $10, BB raises $36, Hero raises $99, BB raises $709.40 (All-In), Hero calls $500.50 (All-In)

Flop: ($1223) 7, 2, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1223) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1223) A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1223

Results:
Hero had A, K (one pair, Aces).
BB had A, J (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won $1222


No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (4 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($478.45)
Button ($536.46)
Hero (SB) ($939.50)
BB ($193.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
UTG calls $4, Button bets $16, Hero raises $49, 1 fold, UTG calls $47, Button raises $119, Hero raises $888.50 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls $401.46 (All-In)

Flop: ($1127.92) K, 3, A (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($1127.92) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($1127.92) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $1127.92

Results:
Button had A, Q (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Hero had A, A (full house, Aces over Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $1528.96


No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

SB ($500)
Hero (BB) ($1054.35)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, 4
SB bets $8, Hero raises $31, SB calls $25

Flop: ($70) 9, Q, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $43, SB raises $110, Hero calls $67

Turn: ($290) A (2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($290) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $199, SB raises $355 (All-In), Hero calls $156

Total pot: $1000

Results:
SB had Q, 8 (one pair, Queens).
Hero had Q, 4 (flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won $999


No-Limit Hold'em, $4.00 BB (2 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (SB) ($390)
BB ($1168.30)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 8
Hero bets $10, BB raises $36, Hero raises $89, BB raises $1128.30 (All-In), Hero calls $289 (All-In)

Flop: ($780) 4, 2, 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($780) 7 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($780) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $780

Results:
Hero had 8, 8 (one pair, eights).
BB had A, J (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $779




And I brought it back to a reasonable amount before he quit me. 1.5k hands, -500ish.