oh fuck me

-7.5 buyins tonight over 200 hands.

There was an epic all in donator shovament asshole.

100percent vpip for all his chips everytime.

I got it in with the best hand 4 times, and lost all 4 of them.

Then I bought in way deep, and camped his ass for a premium, he doubled through for 4, and then I caught Kings, he shoves, I call, some turd overshoves I ship, he calls 12 dollar pot, and wouldn't you know it, the jerkwad spikes his A9

If not for the other table I was playing tonight I'd be down so much more. I was kinda tilty tonight too, I kept running AK and AQ and KK into aces and snapcalling their shoves.

Sometimes I love the weekends, tonight I wish I had sex with a cheesegrater instead.