Fuck i hate poker.

Down $522 over the last two days, running -18.5 ptbb/100. Heres some fun hands.


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP ($145.75)
Hero ($100)
Button ($53.60)
SB ($225.80)
BB ($115.20)
UTG ($118.55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, J.
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, 2 folds, BB calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7.50) J, 9, A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5.5, BB calls $5.50.

Turn: ($18.50) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises to $106.2 (All-In), Hero calls $79 (All-In).

River: ($215.70) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $215.70

Results in white below:
BB doesn't show.
Hero has Ac Js (two pair, aces and jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $200.50. BB wins $15.20.






Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($126.50)
Hero ($109.75)
UTG ($52.20)
MP ($154)
Button ($145.20)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, K.
1 fold, MP raises to $3.5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $14, MP calls $9.50.

Flop: ($27.50) 9, K, 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $21.5, MP calls $21.50.

Turn: ($70.50) Q (2 players)
Hero bets $75.25 (All-In), MP calls $75.25.

River: ($221) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $221

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Kh (one pair, kings).
MP doesn't show.
Outcome: Hero wins $221.






My personal favorite

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($100)
Hero ($114.45)
MP ($20.90)
CO ($31.50)
Button ($156.70)
SB ($242.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, A.
Hero raises to $3.5, MP raises to $20.9 (All-In), 2 folds, SB calls $20.40, 1 fold, Hero raises to $117.95 (All-In), SB calls $93.55.

Flop: ($254.30) J, 4, A (3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($254.30) 4 (3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($254.30) 2 (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $254.30

Results in white below:
SB doesn't show.
Hero has Kc Ah (two pair, aces and fours).
MP has 8h Ks (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $136.35. SB wins $117.95.