Hey all. I'm in a really pissed off mood right now so I'm gonna make my first post and come back tomorrow or something. For those who don't know I am in the process of rebuilding my bankroll. I'm currently sitting at $630 in Full Tilt, and I have about $110 in my rb account. I would like to wait until the $1k mark to move back up to $25nl (finally) since apparently I am the swingiest micro-stakes player ever made. This op. is entitled "Are You Kidding Me?" because I am in disbelief at how long it is taking to get back to at least $25nl.

I played really off and on for the first couple months of the year at mtt's and sng's, and I just hate them (even though I won one small mtt for like $280 loldonkaments). So in March I decided to return to cash games and play 6max at ftp w/ rb. I only got to play like 9k hands in March and I ran at 5BB/100 and made like 4.5 buy-ins in rb (ftp 10nl rake is insanely high so the rb is pretty high as well). I've played 5k hands already in April (6-tabling 6max) and I'm down 7 buy-ins running -7BB/100 for a grand total of .75BB/100 for my 1st 14k hands back (not including rb). The purty graph can be found below.

So I'm going to be updating this as I go along and maybe in like 4 months I'll have my $25nl bankroll from rb alone lol. So wish me luck if you read this. Oh ya I should post a few obligatory amusing hands...



$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($10.00)
CO ($13.05)
BTN ($7.25)
SB ($1.35)
BB ($6.40)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 5 players) Hero is UTG
Hero raises to $0.35, CO calls $0.35, 1 fold, SB calls $0.3, BB goes all-in $6.4, Hero goes all-in $10, CO folds, SB folds

Flop: ($17.1, 2 players)

Turn: ($17.1, 2 players)

River: ($17.1, 2 players)

Final Pot: $13.50
BB shows:
Hero shows:

BB wins $12.5 ( won +$6.1 )
Hero wins $3.6 ( lost -$6.4 )
SB lost -$0.35
CO lost -$0.35


$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($9.10)
CO ($10.65)
Hero ($10.30)
SB ($0.25)
BB ($3.70)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 5 players) Hero is BTN
UTG calls $0.1, CO calls $0.1, Hero calls $0.1, SB calls $0.05, BB checks

Flop: ($0.5, 5 players)
SB goes all-in $0.15, BB calls $0.15, UTG calls $0.15, CO calls $0.15, Hero raises to $0.45, BB folds, UTG calls $0.3, CO folds

Turn: ($1.85, 3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.3, UTG calls $1.3

River: ($4.45, 3 players)
UTG bets $4.8, Hero goes all-in $8.45, UTG calls $2.45

Final Pot: $18.95
SB shows:
UTG shows:
Hero shows:

UTG wins $17.95 ( won +$8.85 )
Hero wins $1.2 ( lost -$9.1 )
SB lost -$0.25
BB lost -$0.25
CO lost -$0.25


$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($20.30)
UTG+1 ($10.00)
CO ($9.85)
BTN ($14.10)
SB ($9.90)
Hero ($12.90)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 6 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.35, 1 fold, BTN raises to $2, 1 fold, Hero goes all-in $12.9, UTG+1 folds, BTN calls $10.9

Flop: ($26.2, 2 players)

Turn: ($26.2, 2 players)

River: ($26.2, 2 players)

Final Pot: $26.20
Hero shows:
BTN shows:

BTN wins $24.2 ( won +$11.3 )
Hero lost -$12.90
UTG+1 lost -$0.35


$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($6.60)
CO ($10.40)
Hero ($10.00)
SB ($2.85)
BB ($4.60)

Pre-flop: ($0.15, 5 players) Hero is BTN
UTG calls $0.1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.45, 1 fold, BB calls $0.35, UTG calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.4, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $1, BB calls $1, UTG goes all-in $6.15, Hero goes all-in $9.55, BB calls $3.15

Turn: ($21.25, 3 players)

River: ($21.25, 3 players)

Final Pot: $17.85
UTG shows:
Hero shows:
BB shows:

UTG wins $16.85 ( won +$10.25 )
Hero wins $3.4 ( lost -$6.6 )
BB lost -$4.60