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Poker is dumb.

Typical 3am trip to 711 is not dumb. Highlights include some fucked up sort of chuppy twenty year old saying random shit (not insults) to me and my friends outside of 711 and inside. I guess I should mention he had no shirt and he took off his pants and came in with just his boxers and I saw his weiner. Anyways, I overhear the manager calling the cops on him (he was there I guess for awhile before we got there) and giving them a description when he proceeds to run out of the store with a fucking recee's cup or however you spell it, I look at the cashier and ask if he needs to be caught, he nods. I drop my shit, book it, and run him down into a corner in which my roommate comes running down with another kid from the store and we keep him contained. He starts talking in a british accent on purpose and was completely fucked up on more than alcohol and definitely not weed. I try to be friendly, he starts talking shit. Cops come. They reminded me exactly of the cops in Super Bad or Super Troopers and we all just laugh at the dude and laugh how I'll have to explain to the judge that I saw his "wang". We go back to 711, they give me a free donut. We have to walk by the cops/kid again and he's in handcuffs. I say "how fun in jail man" and he tries to run after me but Snyder, a 24 year old cop, catches him and starts saying shit to him. It was pretty sweet because I just wanted a donut at 3am.

Earlier today I played in a chick-fil-a dodgeball tournament and the first round consists of 12 games and 5 teams in each division and you play all 12 games against the divisional teams and top two make it to the next round. We got fucking 3rd after being 1st or 2nd for the longest time. Dammit.

Oh yeah we knew Snyder was 24 because he busted a highlighter party my friends threw. It was the second one in like 3 weeks but for some reason I didn't have as much fun as I thought I would. The last one was where my roommate beat the shit out of people. I am on such a dry with girls and it's really affecting my head. This shit needs to stop. I'm such a pussy.

Friday I don't really remember what happened because I am so tired but it involved a bunch of plans being fucked so we all just kind of hung out at my neighbors.

My roommate went 16 days without masterbating earning himself a dozen donuts. That's impressive imo.

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10-26-2008 04:40 AM #11
kmind View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message View Blog Entries Join Date Oct 2006 Posts 5,612 Location Not Giving In	Poker is dumb. Typical 3am trip to 711 is not dumb. Highlights include some fucked up sort of chuppy twenty year old saying random shit (not insults) to me and my friends outside of 711 and inside. I guess I should mention he had no shirt and he took off his pants and came in with just his boxers and I saw his weiner. Anyways, I overhear the manager calling the cops on him (he was there I guess for awhile before we got there) and giving them a description when he proceeds to run out of the store with a fucking recee's cup or however you spell it, I look at the cashier and ask if he needs to be caught, he nods. I drop my shit, book it, and run him down into a corner in which my roommate comes running down with another kid from the store and we keep him contained. He starts talking in a british accent on purpose and was completely fucked up on more than alcohol and definitely not weed. I try to be friendly, he starts talking shit. Cops come. They reminded me exactly of the cops in Super Bad or Super Troopers and we all just laugh at the dude and laugh how I'll have to explain to the judge that I saw his "wang". We go back to 711, they give me a free donut. We have to walk by the cops/kid again and he's in handcuffs. I say "how fun in jail man" and he tries to run after me but Snyder, a 24 year old cop, catches him and starts saying shit to him. It was pretty sweet because I just wanted a donut at 3am. Earlier today I played in a chick-fil-a dodgeball tournament and the first round consists of 12 games and 5 teams in each division and you play all 12 games against the divisional teams and top two make it to the next round. We got fucking 3rd after being 1st or 2nd for the longest time. Dammit. Oh yeah we knew Snyder was 24 because he busted a highlighter party my friends threw. It was the second one in like 3 weeks but for some reason I didn't have as much fun as I thought I would. The last one was where my roommate beat the shit out of people. I am on such a dry with girls and it's really affecting my head. This shit needs to stop. I'm such a pussy. Friday I don't really remember what happened because I am so tired but it involved a bunch of plans being fucked so we all just kind of hung out at my neighbors. My roommate went 16 days without masterbating earning himself a dozen donuts. That's impressive imo.