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I'm going to add more real life stuff I guess. I never play much poker anymore because I rarely get the chance. My roommate, who is my best friend, is a huge extrovert. I like to hang out a lot but also have a nice amount of time to myself, especially to play or talk about poker. Anyways, we live next to, above, etc. a lot of girls, ranging from a 3-10 on the 10 point scale. Actually, I'd say one girl is a 3 while the others are at least a 7, including a 9.9. So yeah, we have been hanging out with them a lot ever since they all moved in, which was about a month ago. Not sure what I am getting at but college is sweet indeed. This is probably why I don't post/play as much.
Story of my weekend:
So my roommate just turned 21 and I am 22 (I don't drink...hi Spoon), but we obv. go out for his 21st to a bunch of bars with his brother, sister, her boyfriend and a couple of our friends. His family and sister's boyfriend are really cool so I was really glad to do this. Anyways, nothing really happens as my roommate gets really drunk really quickly and starts puking earlier than imagined. Some semi-funny stories but I won't mention them because it's 4 am but some of us + some of our girl neighbors end up drawing on him before the nights out, he yells at random people, nothing special at all I know. This was Friday and we knew on Saturday one of our friends was having her 21st birthday party as well. It's actually kind of awkward because we know her through our friend who went out with her for 5 years and they just broke up a few months ago and is already dating a douchebag. She says (on Facebook ld0) that she and her crew will be at the bar at around 8. We get there at 8:15 and no sign of her/them. We go downstairs where there is like a dance floor a bunch of drunk guys looking ridiculous as well as some hot girls, including an asian and her mom, which was weird because she was obviously at least 50. I puss out of course and don't dance with the younger asian nor anyone else. 2 hours go by and we get a text that the birthday girl is just now leaving. F that. She gets there with her douchebag boyfriend, a really hot girl, her boyfriend and another girl I am semi-friends with. It gets awkward quickly because my friend and the birthday girl have yet to hang out since she got her new boyfriend. My crew and hers kind of decided to split up and go to different bars as this one got kind of lame. Also my roommate who never gets rejected by any girl got rejected by the young asian so I was happy haha.
So we leave and find a bar that we've been to a couple of times but it's way too crowded. My roommate and I decide that we want girls asap but there were too many guys and we didn't really want to be with some of the people with us anymore so we leave to a different bar by ourselves. This bar has known to kind of suck but fuck it, we'll just leave if nothing happens. We go downstairs where there is a huge lounge area and a football game on (UTEP vs. Texas). There were a ton of asians but they all had boyfriends wtf. So me and my roommate watch the game on a couch and start talking about how we have been lucky in the past or whatever and girls would seem to want to come over and talk to us (I don't know how to say this without sounding conceited, but I am not saying I think I am hot or anything, trust me) but we have been on a cold streak. So right after that, this older, but very hot looking lady with nice breasts sits down in a chair next to me. She keeps making eye contact with me and I kind of pussy out and just watch the game. She decides to make up some bullshit story to start a convo and we get to talking about the most random shit ever which is nothing new, she was wasted. We talk about Florida State vs. Florida and how Florida is full of assholes (JERRY) and she starts "shaking" my hand a lot which would last awhile to the point of where I'd say we were holding hands. It was weird and difficult to describe. Anyways, she asks how old I am and I tell the truth and say 22. I think this is where I fucked up. She gives me a smile/"uh oh" face and says "oh wow that's way young". Her friend who was probably around 30 then comes over with her boyfriend or whatever and kind of cock blocks me and was giving me mean looks. They decide to leave quickly after this but "KC" (the woman's name) gives me a long goodbye and whispers "I'm 43 by the way" and walks away. This makes me very angry because she was a really hot older woman and how many chances will I get? So I decided to try and walk out and find her. I finally do so on the sidewalk but she's on her cell phone and I again pussy out and don't really know whether or not to just approach her, wait for her to get off the phone or what. I take the "oh well, I'm gay anyways" approach and completely walk away from her. That's the last of her and I am regretting it terribly. How sick is that?
My roommate and 2 of ours friends go home, one being completely wasted (the exboyfriend of the birthday girl). I drop them off at our apartment as I go to park my car. Boom, there's 3 really hot girls, one asian in a narrow alley walking and yelling "ooooh a jeep!" at my Honda Passport. I quickly park near there and say fuck it and walk home, but in their direction. I play it off when as I approach them and they start chatting up about some frat that "rapes girls". I joke around with them and they start liking it and the ugliest one starts paying extra attention to me and calling me really cute and whatnot. None of these girls were American by the way, something that I really like. Anyways I kind of blow off the ugliest one who in all honesty wasn't bad but probably around a 6 while the others were 9ish. We exchange numbers before 2 of the "rapist" from that frat start talking to them and it's apparant they are all going to go to some party or whatever so I just tell them to call me if something good is going on. I was really tired and planned on going to bed anyways but I just wanted to see if they would. Oh yeah, I start talking to my neighbors and the 3 of them come back and I start talking to them again but of course 3 ghetto (I can say ghetto, I live in the city) people come up and start "stealing" them away from me while giving me the "yeah fuck you, they're mine now" kind of look so I'm just like whatever fuck it and go inside my apartment to find my friend puking all over the bathroom floor. My roommate and I move him to the couch, he continues to puke everywhere though we have a nice trash can right where he is. This is sort of where I am now. It's really late but I wanted to write this because it's making realize how easily I am starting to regret certain chances. The girls haven't called me and I doubt they ever will, I should have taken more control. The 43 year old was seriously hot and some may think I am weird for even thinking about doing anything with her but come on I'm young, I want to experience a lot. But she's a lost cause now. I sincerely apologize for writing this because I NEVER write these but I had to write what was on my mind somewhere. I completely expect "you are weird" or "std" comments. But my operation has sucked recently.
I won $150 in like 200 hands at 100nl by sucking out nonstop.
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