"Chalk it up to variance."

Screw that term. Sure, I ran like 10 buy-ins under expected EV last month. But that doesn't matter. If I could bring up my non-showdown winnings to about even I would still be winning. Also if I was running at EV I would be about ~3BB/100 which is more than half of what I am shooting for at $25NL.

My goals for May:
30K hands.
Try out 6max for a few thousand hands.
Take another shot at $50NL when I reach 1.5K Broll.
Play some donkaments.
Win $$$