Not often you make me laugh bikes, but I take my hat off to you there, you raised a chuckle, even through my somewhat fucking foul mood right now.

Anyway, this is fast turning into the bankroll oblivion thread, which no doubt will bring some of you some amusement...

PokerStars Zoom No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (6 handed) - PokerStars Zoom Hand Converter from HandHistoryConverter.com

Button ($12.98)
SB ($5.02)
BB ($5.60)
Hero (UTG) ($6)
MP ($2.77)
CO ($15.37)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3, 3
Hero bets $0.15, 3 folds, SB calls $0.13, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.35) 5, 10, 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.35) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.20, SB raises to $1.30, Hero raises to $2.65, SB calls $1.35

River: ($5.65) 8 (2 players)
SB bets $2.22 (All-In), Hero calls $2.22

Total pot: $10.09 | Rake: $0.42

Results:
Spoiler:

SB had 10, 10 (full house, tens over fives).
Hero had 3, 3 (full house, threes over fives).
Outcome: SB won $9.67


Anyway, stepping down to 2nl, today is fucking brutal. Trying to not get tilted but it's not easy.

Someone post pics of beautiful Japanese women please.