When ive posted this someone lock it and tell me to stfu. kthx

@start of rant@

POKERSTARS GAME #9969476005: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 22:00:28 (ET)
Table 'Lorcia' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ATCL ($100.65 in chips)
Seat 2: smitty6417 ($85.50 in chips)
Seat 3: -Ori-Prior- ($205.20 in chips)
Seat 4: LiamandTy ($275.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Clutch87 ($200.30 in chips)
Seat 6: COTYA LOOKIN ($130.80 in chips)
Seat 7: Brierwood ($93.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 ($197 in chips)
smitty6417: posts small blind $1
-Ori-Prior-: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Kc Ks]
LiamandTy: folds
Clutch87: folds
COTYA LOOKIN: raises $4 to $6
Brierwood: folds
Miffed22001: raises $13 to $19
ATCL: folds
smitty6417: calls $18
-Ori-Prior-: folds
COTYA LOOKIN: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 6h 8h]
Mohel300 joins the table at seat #8
smitty6417: checks
Miffed22001: bets $67
smitty6417: calls $66.50 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4h 6h 8h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [4h 6h 8h 3s] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
smitty6417: shows [Ah 2h] (a flush, Ace high)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
smitty6417 collected $176 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $179 | Rake $3
Board [4h 6h 8h 3s 3d]
Seat 1: ATCL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: smitty6417 (small blind) showed [Ah 2h] and won ($176) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 3: -Ori-Prior- (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: LiamandTy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Clutch87 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: COTYA LOOKIN folded before Flop
Seat 7: Brierwood folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 mucked [Kc Ks]

Not a badbeat, but 1st of 6times i caught a 1 outer in 1600 hands.

POKERSTARS GAME #9968369741: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 20:52:39 (ET)
Table 'Barto II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: Ajven ($777.50 in chips)
Seat 3: TheYeti ($203.65 in chips)
Seat 4: Pokerbrat ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: plunger1 ($84.75 in chips)
Seat 7: philmeup222 ($128.75 in chips)
Seat 8: devolve ($320.45 in chips)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 ($237.15 in chips)
RGittings will be allowed to play after the button
Ajven: posts small blind $1
TheYeti: posts big blind $2
foot1333: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Qd Ad]
Pokerbrat: folds
plunger1: folds
philmeup222: calls $2
devolve: raises $6 to $8
Miffed22001: calls $8
Ajven: folds
TheYeti: folds
philmeup222: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [5d As 2d]
philmeup222: checks
devolve: bets $16
Miffed22001: raises $32 to $48
philmeup222: folds
devolve: raises $102 to $150
Miffed22001: raises $79.15 to $229.15 and is all-in
devolve: calls $79.15
*** TURN *** [5d As 2d] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5d As 2d Ts] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
devolve: shows [Ac Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
devolve collected $482.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $485.30 | Rake $3
Board [5d As 2d Ts 4c]
Seat 2: Ajven (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: TheYeti (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Pokerbrat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: plunger1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: philmeup222 folded on the Flop
Seat 8: devolve showed [Ac Ah] and won ($482.30) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Miffed22001 (button) mucked [Qd Ad]

POKERSTARS GAME #9968407018: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 20:54:57 (ET)
Table 'Barto II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: RGittings ($198 in chips)
Seat 2: Ajven ($776.50 in chips)
Seat 3: TheYeti ($200 in chips)
Seat 4: Pokerbrat ($198 in chips)
Seat 5: plunger1 ($84.75 in chips)
Seat 7: philmeup222 ($191.75 in chips)
Seat 8: devolve ($551.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 ($200 in chips)
Pokerbrat: posts small blind $1
plunger1: posts big blind $2
foot1333: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Jh Jd]
philmeup222: folds
devolve: folds
Miffed22001: raises $5 to $7
RGittings: folds
Ajven: raises $7 to $14
TheYeti: folds
Pokerbrat: folds
plunger1: folds
Miffed22001: calls $7
*** FLOP *** [Js 4c Qd]
Miffed22001: bets $186 and is all-in
Ajven: calls $186
*** TURN *** [Js 4c Qd] [2c]
*** RIVER *** [Js 4c Qd 2c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Miffed22001: shows [Jh Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
Ajven: shows [Qs Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
Miffed22001 said, "omg"
Ajven collected $400 from pot
Miffed22001 said, "twice"
Miffed22001 said, "jesus"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $403 | Rake $3
Board [Js 4c Qd 2c 3s]
Seat 1: RGittings folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Ajven showed [Qs Qc] and won ($400) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: TheYeti (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Pokerbrat (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: plunger1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: philmeup222 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: devolve folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 showed [Jh Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

Pretty sure this is the hand straight after the one where KK no good.

POKERSTARS GAME #9969487543: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 22:01:11 (ET)
Table 'Lorcia' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ATCL ($100.65 in chips)
Seat 2: smitty6417 ($176 in chips)
Seat 3: -Ori-Prior- ($203.20 in chips)
Seat 4: LiamandTy ($275.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Clutch87 ($200.30 in chips)
Seat 6: COTYA LOOKIN ($124.80 in chips)
Seat 7: Brierwood ($93.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 ($111.50 in chips)
Miffed22001 said, "omfg"
-Ori-Prior-: posts small blind $1
LiamandTy: posts big blind $2
Mohel300: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Ah Qs]
Clutch87: calls $2
COTYA LOOKIN: calls $2
Brierwood: folds
Miffed22001: raises $10 to $12
ATCL: folds
Miffed22001 said, "lol"
smitty6417: folds
-Ori-Prior-: folds
LiamandTy: folds
Clutch87: calls $10
COTYA LOOKIN said, "i folded aq he stays with ace 2"
Miffed22001 said, "nice call loser"
COTYA LOOKIN: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [8h Jd 2d]
Clutch87: checks
COTYA LOOKIN: checks
Miffed22001: checks
*** TURN *** [8h Jd 2d] [Ad]
Clutch87: checks
COTYA LOOKIN: checks
Miffed22001: bets $28
Clutch87: calls $28
COTYA LOOKIN: folds
*** RIVER *** [8h Jd 2d Ad] [8c]
Clutch87: checks
Miffed22001: bets $71.50 and is all-in
Clutch87: calls $71.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Miffed22001: shows [Ah Qs] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Clutch87: shows [As Kd] (two pair, Aces and Eights - King kicker)
Clutch87 collected $235 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $238 | Rake $3
Board [8h Jd 2d Ad 8c]
Seat 1: ATCL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: smitty6417 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: -Ori-Prior- (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: LiamandTy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Clutch87 showed [As Kd] and won ($235) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 6: COTYA LOOKIN folded on the Turn
Seat 7: Brierwood folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 showed [Ah Qs] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights

I suck, but yet again 3 aces out there.

POKERSTARS GAME #9968654313: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 21:10:21 (ET)
Table 'Samitchell II' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Miffed22001 ($210.85 in chips)
Seat 2: TRICKI1 ($51.90 in chips)
Seat 3: G-millman ($191.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Steve McNair ($242.40 in chips)
Seat 5: Doc Deal 103 ($154.35 in chips)
Seat 6: Blazed3x1 ($163.65 in chips)
Seat 7: the_main ($190.75 in chips)
Seat 8: gary333 ($167.95 in chips)
Seat 9: LarkwinHagg ($179.40 in chips)
G-millman: posts small blind $1
Steve McNair: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Kc As]
Doc Deal 103: calls $2
Blazed3x1: calls $2
the_main: folds
gary333: calls $2
LarkwinHagg: folds
Miffed22001: calls $2
TRICKI1: folds
G-millman: raises $16 to $18
Steve McNair: folds
Doc Deal 103: calls $16
Blazed3x1: folds
gary333: calls $16
Miffed22001: raises $192.85 to $210.85 and is all-in
G-millman: calls $173.75 and is all-in
Doc Deal 103: folds
gary333: folds
gary333 is sitting out
*** FLOP *** [2s 3h Qs]
*** TURN *** [2s 3h Qs] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [2s 3h Qs 9c] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
G-millman: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
G-millman collected $420.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $423.50 | Rake $3
Board [2s 3h Qs 9c 7s]
Seat 1: Miffed22001 mucked [Kc As]
Seat 2: TRICKI1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: G-millman (small blind) showed [Ac Ah] and won ($420.50) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: Steve McNair (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Doc Deal 103 folded before Flop
Seat 6: Blazed3x1 folded before Flop
Seat 7: the_main folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: gary333 folded before Flop
Seat 9: LarkwinHagg folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I play bad.

POKERSTARS GAME #9966817631: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 19:17:55 (ET)
Table 'Urania III' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Miffed22001 ($197 in chips)
Seat 2: the_main ($170.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Ajven ($291.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Cava72 ($201.45 in chips)
Seat 5: inheritance ($198 in chips)
Seat 6: doi_si_kick ($273.35 in chips)
Seat 7: GIBraag ($42.70 in chips)
Seat 8: DivisnByZero ($201.35 in chips)
Seat 9: garyfmarsh ($229.50 in chips)
Cava72: posts small blind $1
inheritance: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Jd Jc]
doi_si_kick: folds
GIBraag: folds
DivisnByZero: folds
garyfmarsh: folds
Miffed22001: raises $5 to $7
the_main: folds
Ajven: folds
Cava72: folds
inheritance: calls $5
*** FLOP *** [9h 5h Td]
inheritance: bets $8
Miffed22001: raises $16 to $24
inheritance: calls $16
*** TURN *** [9h 5h Td] [9d]
inheritance: checks
Miffed22001: bets $35
inheritance: raises $53 to $88
Miffed22001: calls $53
*** RIVER *** [9h 5h Td 9d] [3d]
inheritance: bets $79 and is all-in
Miffed22001: calls $78 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
inheritance: shows [Th Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
inheritance collected $392 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $395 | Rake $3
Board [9h 5h Td 9d 3d]
Seat 1: Miffed22001 mucked [Jd Jc]
Seat 2: the_main folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ajven (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Cava72 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: inheritance (big blind) showed [Th Tc] and won ($392) with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 6: doi_si_kick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: GIBraag folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DivisnByZero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: garyfmarsh folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I smell a rat without even opp doing anything other than insta checking

POKERSTARS GAME #9969941865: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 22:29:34 (ET)
Table 'Skiff' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: yeoyeo111 ($157.10 in chips)
Seat 3: hermix ($429.65 in chips)
Seat 4: TehBluffman ($31 in chips)
Seat 5: Autosurff ($107 in chips)
Seat 6: Miffed22001 ($199 in chips)
Seat 7: puddleofmud ($118.70 in chips)
Seat 8: MrHouston ($191.45 in chips)
Seat 9: DaWarsaw ($201.65 in chips)
MrHouston: posts small blind $1
DaWarsaw: posts big blind $2
hakkman_c130: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Ac Kh]
yeoyeo111: raises $4 to $6
hermix: folds
TehBluffman: folds
Autosurff: folds
Miffed22001: raises $12 to $18
puddleofmud: folds
MrHouston: folds
hermix is sitting out
DaWarsaw: folds
yeoyeo111: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [6c Ks Jh]
yeoyeo111: checks
Miffed22001: checks
*** TURN *** [6c Ks Jh] [7h]
yeoyeo111: bets $10
Miffed22001: calls $10
*** RIVER *** [6c Ks Jh 7h] [5s]
yeoyeo111: bets $26
Miffed22001: calls $26
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yeoyeo111: shows [6h 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
yeoyeo111 collected $108 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $111 | Rake $3
Board [6c Ks Jh 7h 5s]
Seat 1: yeoyeo111 showed [6h 6s] and won ($108) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 3: hermix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TehBluffman folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Autosurff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Miffed22001 mucked [Ac Kh]
Seat 7: puddleofmud (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: MrHouston (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: DaWarsaw (big blind) folded before Flop

Meh, i spew and forget i am on stars and he always has QQ here.

POKERSTARS GAME #9966655503: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 19:08:06 (ET)
Table 'Hamal III' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: LuxuryMaster ($182.80 in chips)
Seat 2: sammyace101 ($251.25 in chips)
Seat 3: wearingred ($210.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Tnx4urMoney ($200 in chips)
Seat 5: DivisnByZero ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: garyfmarsh ($301.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Miffed22001 ($200 in chips)
Seat 8: dutchman28 ($160.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Zerander ($42 in chips)
wearingred: posts small blind $1
Tnx4urMoney: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Ad Kc]
DivisnByZero: folds
garyfmarsh: raises $6 to $8
Miffed22001: raises $16 to $24
dutchman28: folds
Zerander: folds
LuxuryMaster: folds
sammyace101: folds
wearingred: folds
Tnx4urMoney: folds
garyfmarsh: calls $16
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4s 5s]
garyfmarsh: checks
Miffed22001: checks
*** TURN *** [Qd 4s 5s] [3c]
garyfmarsh: bets $25
Miffed22001: raises $50 to $75
garyfmarsh: raises $202.15 to $277.15 and is all-in
Miffed22001 said, "nice trips then"
Miffed22001: folds
garyfmarsh collected $198 from pot
garyfmarsh: doesn't show hand
garyfmarsh said, "f"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201 | Rake $3
Board [Qd 4s 5s 3c]
Seat 1: LuxuryMaster folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: sammyace101 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: wearingred (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Tnx4urMoney (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: DivisnByZero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: garyfmarsh collected ($198)
Seat 7: Miffed22001 folded on the Turn
Seat 8: dutchman28 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Zerander folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Oh whats that. A 1 outer?
Ive only got one in my 65k database, now ive got 2 in 1600 hands!

POKERSTARS GAME #9969204591: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/05/17 - 21:43:54 (ET)
Table 'Paaliaq IV' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: CK the 1 ($233.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Chipaholic ($241.10 in chips)
Seat 3: fizban25 ($63.45 in chips)
Seat 4: atnas3atnas ($90.80 in chips)
Seat 5: PokerGuru ($217.75 in chips)
Seat 6: Miffed22001 ($210.80 in chips)
Seat 7: TRICKI1 ($83.40 in chips)
Seat 8: dehr ($170.95 in chips)
Seat 9: Checkmater ($48 in chips)
dehr: posts small blind $1
Checkmater: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Ac 6c]
CK the 1: folds
Chipaholic: calls $2
fizban25: calls $2
atnas3atnas: folds
PokerGuru: folds
Miffed22001: calls $2
TRICKI1: folds
dehr: calls $1
Checkmater: checks
*** FLOP *** [As Td 2h]
dehr: checks
Checkmater: checks
Chipaholic: checks
fizban25: checks
Miffed22001: bets $7
dehr: folds
Checkmater: folds
Chipaholic: folds
fizban25: calls $7
*** TURN *** [As Td 2h] [4d]
fizban25: checks
Miffed22001: checks
*** RIVER *** [As Td 2h 4d] [2c]
fizban25: bets $24
Miffed22001: calls $24
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fizban25: shows [Ad Ah] (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
fizban25 collected $69 from pot
Miffed22001 said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $72 | Rake $3
Board [As Td 2h 4d 2c]
Seat 1: CK the 1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Chipaholic folded on the Flop
Seat 3: fizban25 showed [Ad Ah] and won ($69) with a full house, Aces full of Deuces
Seat 4: atnas3atnas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PokerGuru folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Miffed22001 mucked [Ac 6c]
Seat 7: TRICKI1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: dehr (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: Checkmater (big blind) folded on the Flop