May Accountability Thread

<yAAwn|50NL-> is their gonna be a may accountability thread?
<yAAwn|50NL-> guess not

Wrong.

I'm going to up the ante a bit and shoot for 40k hands this month.

dwarfman - 40,000 hands


vaks - is an idiot

fat-b - 34,986 hands (at +3.5 PT BB/100)

Trainer_jyms - 25,000 hands (at +4 PT BB/100)

swiggidy - 5,000 hands (and a balla desk)

Instant Aces - 60,000 hands at 50NL (at +3.5 PT BB/100) and 60,000 hands at 100NL

pankfish - 25,000 hands (and one single mother)

Cocco_Bill - $7,000 in rake

kmind - 4 PT BB/100

will641 - 100,000 hands

Taxi - 15,000 hands

badgers - 50,000 hands

Da GOAT - 10,000 hands

kingnat - 60,000 hands


Irisheyes - 40,000 hands

Shifubowa - 20,000 hands (at +5 PT BB/100)


Bbickes - 50,000 hands

d0zer - 20,000 hands (at +5 PT BB/100)

XTR100 - 20,000 hands (at 20/17)


JL - 75,000 hands


Miffed - 60,000 hands (at +5 PT BB/100)


langaan - 10,000 hands at 25NL (at 5 PT BB/1000) and 5,000 hands at 50NL (at 3 PT BB/100)


cjs55 - 40,000 hands and 20 tournaments

PapalRage - 30,000 hands

TonyB73 - 6,000 hands

Massimo - Win the LAPT Costa Rica

daven - 50,000 hands

BigLRIP - 40,000 hands

bode - 20,000 hands

chardrian - 200 tourneys

[vaks]

umm ima try for 27,500


an at 4+ ptbb/100 and make it to 50nl by end of may

[fat-b]

34986 hands. 3.5ptbb++ ?

[jyms]

25K hands at 4+ptbb

[swiggidy]

5k hands and build a balla desk

60k hands @ 3.5ptBB @ 50NL to roll me for 100NL
60k hands w/ +ptBB @ 100NL
100+ FTR posts

[pankfish]

Put me down for 15 k hands and hooking up with at least one single mother.


(edit: + be as rich as coco bill)

[Cocco_Bill]

rake $7k to get 60% rakeback.

I can easily play more but after passing this number I usually get lazy and go on vacation mode.

[kmind]

Make over 4ptbb/100 at 100NL. No amount of hands though.

[will641]

ah shit, you beat me to starting this thread.

i had a lot of distractions last month, and got nowhere close to 75k hands. this month, im going to get 100k hands, because im pissed about a lot of things. time to grind, and make some milestone bonus'.

[Taxi]

After the disaster of last month, plus busy-ness of this month, am only shooting for 15k hands, but i'm gonna play good poker dammit!! 5 ptbb or something (HA!)

[badgers]

50k hands. Tough target but I am serious about this game so it's going to happen.

[vaks]

I think i started something new with the ptbb/100 addition

go me...

[Da GOAT]

Im gonna shoot for 10K hands at FR.

Its low bcoz i gotta go to zurich from 12th-24th this month with work.

[kingnat]

60k hands.

My wife and kids are leaving for 11 days (starting on Tuesday) of this month. I'm sending up multiple prayers per day to Lee Jones, as well as burning some cards in the hopes that Stars does double vpp's during that time.

Either way... there's a decent chance I could make $4k roll and find myself at 100nl. that'd be nice.

[Irisheyes]

40k hands. I'm looking to make a prop bet too. Any takers?

[Shifubowa]

Missed April so will join in this month. Going for 20k hands @ 5ptbb/100 which would roll me for some shots at 200NL again next month. Good luck one and all with your goals.

[bikes]

50k hands

[d0zer]

20k hands at 5ptbb

Start playing some 6-max

[XTR1000]

20k hands of full ring, playing 20/17 at least

[badgers]

20k hands of full ring, playing 20/17 at least

crazy shit, gl.

[18:12] <AndyAFK> yo dwarfy
[18:12] <AndyAFK> for the accountability thread
[18:12] <AndyAFK> you know those operation sigs?
[18:12] <AndyAFK> get the link to the image for each person's sig and post them in the OP
[18:12] <AndyAFK> that way you can easily see how everybody is doing
[18:21] <dwarfman> thats a good idea

So yeah, erm, http://operations.talkingapes.com and sort yourself out a progress image, like the one in my sig.

[JL]

I've never played more than 40,000 hands in a month, but fuck it im going for 75,000 this month!!

Wish me luck.

gogogo

[Miffed22001]

60k hands @5bbs/100 hopefully

add my link plz

http://operations.talkingapes.com/images/18.png

[Shifubowa]

Done. Going to put a decent session in tonight.

http://operations.talkingapes.com/images/257.png

[Taxi]

Dammit banners not working, but ill get one up soon.

Update, already tilted off 2 &half buyins in 150 hands lol

[langaan]

10K hands 25NL 5ptBB/100
5K hands 50NL 3ptBB/100

[cjs55]

Goals:

40000 hands 100NL 6 max and HU
20 tournaments.
Don't get tilty ever.

[will641]

rake $7k to get 60% rakeback.

I can easily play more but after passing this number I usually get lazy and go on vacation mode.

lol, bill why would you play more when you dont have to? you play like 20-30k hands every month and make like 40-60k every a month. i would love to see you 9-5 it, 5 days a week, just to see how much money you make.

[PapalRage]

put me down for 30k hands at 100nl + making platinum star in my first month moving over to stars. getting out of school next week and its time to get serious again.

1st May - 1,329 hands

Total - 1,329 hands

[Da GOAT]

After staying up late last night i managed 1004 hands/

So 1,004/10,000!!

[XTR1000]

GL everyone

[badgers]

5k/50k hands played.

$700 profit woot

[TonyB73]

My goal is just to build my bankroll high enough to move up to 10NL.

At my current rate it will take me about 6K hands, which is probably about as many as I'm realistically going to be able to play this month.

[will641]

k i have a 1k prop bet on my goal, so this is now operation: CAN NOT POSSIBLY FAIL.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

k i have a 1k prop bet on my goal, so this is now operation: CAN NOT POSSIBLY FAIL.

lol what episode is this from?

Also, dwarfman can you put my goal up as "Win the LAPT costa rica"? K thx

[will641]

k i have a 1k prop bet on my goal, so this is now operation: CAN NOT POSSIBLY FAIL.

lol what episode is this from?

Also, dwarfman can you put my goal up as "Win the LAPT costa rica"? K thx

The List. the one where the girls make a list of the hottest boys in the grade.

[daven]

50k hands

[will641]

ive gotta good pace going.

appx. 12k/100k

[BigLRIP]

kindof late but put me down for 40 000 hands. I think the most hands i've ever played is like 25 000 so it's a good challenge.

0/40 000

[Irisheyes]

ive gotta good pace going.

appx. 12k/100k

wtf!!!? It's may 3rd!!??

[will641]

ive gotta good pace going.

appx. 12k/100k

wtf!!!? It's may 3rd!!??

make it 15.2k

1st May - 1,329 hands
2nd May - 417 hands

Total - 1,746 hands

[PapalRage]

on pace so far:
2k/30k hands
670/10k vpp
and +$320

[pankfish]

681 hands @ 50 NL + 177.30
5731 hands @ 25 NL +228.90
_______________________
6412/15000 +406.20


6k is usually a busy month for me.

[pankfish]

How do you get those graphs that have #hands on x axis?

1st May - 1,329 hands
2nd May - 417 hands
3rd May - 1,242 hands

Total - 2,988 hands

[daven]

i'll start on thursday...

[Da GOAT]

3100/10000 well on course

[badgers]

8k hands /50k, hopefully will be 15k by the end of bank holiday monday.

[cjs55]

I've been really lazy this month, due to being hungover and/or having social things to do. WTF.

1.3k hands/40k, 0 tournies/20, +$313. I've got alot of poker to start catching up on.

[daven]

0/50k. On track.

[Cocco_Bill]

1504 hands
$309/$7000 raked
up $7577

[pankfish]

Up to 8202. Grinding is easier than I thought it was going to be. Just sit there and play. Whatever.

[d0zer]

Up to 8202. Grinding is easier than I thought it was going to be. Just sit there and play. Whatever.

Heh, I 'grinded' for a few hours yesterday and was up 10BBs...wifey was like "wouldn't that just make you so discouraged to basically break even"?

It probably would if it was a chore, but I still like the game. Plus breaking even is like "well at least I wasn't down...w00t".

This month = so far so good. 2600 hands at 9ptbb

[spoonitnow]

Somebody stole my thread idea

[Miffed22001]

4531/60k
141 at a juicy 5/10 table

totals
-1750 (wtf -30bbs/100!)
+800 or something cash from the million

gay, not even close to 20% of the hands i wanted to get in

1st May - 1,329 hands
2nd May - 417 hands
3rd May - 1,242 hands
4th May - 961 hands

Total - 3,949 hands

[pankfish]

Somebody stole my thread idea

Bump your blog please.

[will641]

# Hands - 21,912
Winnings - (-$1220)

Conclusion: I fucking suck at running good.

[bode]

ugh, go ahead and add me in for 20k hands this month. I totally bombed last month and gave up, but im going to grind it out this month.

so far ~600/20k hands, +$230

[badgers]

15k hands played.

$1.3k profit.

[chardrian]

200 tourneys

[PapalRage]

3k/30k hands
1k/10k vpp
+$561.80

1st May - 1,329 hands
2nd May - 417 hands
3rd May - 1,242 hands
4th May - 961 hands
5th May - 1,307 hands

Total - 5,256 hands

[Da GOAT]

another 1K session so im roughly 4.3K/10K

If i didnt have to go to Switzerland for 2 weeks I defo cud pitch in for 20K. Defo thinking off sticking FR for awhile.

[will641]

you guys, i run so fucking bad.

[Miffed22001]

you guys, i run so fucking bad.

+1

5239 hands
-1394.

[Shifubowa]

6k hands so far. Ahead of schedule. Current winrate is 4ptbb/100 overall.
-1.12ptbb/100 at 100nl (5k hands) and 22ptbb/100 at 50NL (1k hands) = +$200 so far.

[PapalRage]

4.5k/30k hands
1.5k/10k vpp
+$549.80

[chardrian]

35 tourneys/4 cashes/2 FTs

[bikes]

18k hands -$152

[cjs55]

5.1k hands, +$693, 3 tournaments 2 finishes right on the bubble ><

[Miffed22001]

7941
-992.40

Improving....