itt i stay in bfe NC while everyone else in #rh leaves the crappy places they live

Fuck bitches, get paid.

Gl obviously.

I guess I'll go ahead and do a mini update.

My mouse has been acting weird the past few days and finally died on me for good. When you left-click a lot of the time it doesn't click, and sometimes it left-clicks on its own, like when you fold in spots that cost you pots worth more than buying a new mouse (ie this morning). So I got a new mouse. Yippie. It's basically the same mouse I had before, which is cool since I like it a lot and all of my AHK scripts still worked with it out of the box for table positioning and everything. Trip to get the shit took a long time since I decided to get some food at Chili's and they were slow as fuck. My waitress was about a 7.5 and flirty but stupid as hell so I decided to pass.

I've been aiming for 6 hours a day at about 600 hands/hour. I'm not really pushing myself in terms of playing hours, but I'm doing review after every session and am trying to take care of my body and mind too, so I think that's what I'm going to stay at for now. I'm not really taking any days off or anything, but I don't feel like I'm at a hard enough pace that I need to.

So onward to poker. I've played kind of bad and ran kind of bad for 10296 hands/16.22 hours at 2.1 ptbb/100, which is a little over 4 BIs and I'm about even at AIEV. I'm a little bit behind pace for what I want to be playing, but I got caught up in town for a lot longer than I thought I would and that sort of threw a wrench into things. Now I guess I should show some entertaining hands or something.

Hand 1: Pretty standard lols.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($57)
UTG+1 ($55.40)
MP1 ($57.30)
MP2 ($107.50)
MP3 ($53.10)
CO ($50)
Button ($70.35)
Hero (SB) ($50.60)
BB ($50.65)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, K
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 3 folds, CO calls $0.50, Button calls $0.50, Hero bets $4, 3 folds, CO raises to $12, 1 fold, Hero raises to $28, CO calls $16

Flop: ($58) 3, 9, J (2 players)
Hero bets $22.60 (All-In), CO calls $22 (All-In)

Turn: ($102) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($102) 4 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $102 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
CO had 6, 6 (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $99

Hand 2: Pretty standard lols. Variance: My shove has a higher EV if he folds.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($18)
Hero (Button) ($51)
SB ($101.75)
BB ($28.25)
UTG ($50.75)
UTG+1 ($50)
MP1 ($50)
MP2 ($48.15)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, 8
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, Hero bets $3, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $5.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $2.50

Flop: ($12.25) 5, 7, 3 (2 players)
MP2 bets $6, Hero raises to $45.50 (All-In), MP2 calls $36.65 (All-In)

Turn: ($97.55) 3 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($97.55) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $97.55 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 9, 8 (flush, nine high).
MP2 had J, K (one pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero won $94.55

Hand 3: AT is a powerful hand in no-limit texas holdem, the cadillac of poker.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

MP1 ($55.40)
MP2 ($40.45)
CO ($49.75)
Hero (Button) ($50.75)
SB ($49)
BB ($71.45)
UTG ($51.05)
UTG+1 ($50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K, A
3 folds, MP2 bets $2, 1 fold, Hero calls $2, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.75) K, K, 5 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP2 calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.75) A (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $10, MP2 calls $10

River: ($31.75) 4 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $27, MP2 calls $24.95 (All-In)

Total pot: $81.65 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had K, A (full house, Kings over Aces).
MP2 had 10, A (two pair, Aces and Kings).
Outcome: Hero won $78.65

Hand 4: More free money.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

CO ($60.15)
Button ($63.85)
SB ($43.50)
BB ($35)
UTG ($29.80)
UTG+1 ($50)
Hero (MP1) ($54.80)
MP2 ($74.55)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K, A
2 folds, Hero bets $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, Button calls $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($8.25) 6, 10, K (4 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, CO calls $5, 2 folds

Turn: ($18.25) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets $15.50, CO calls $15.50

River: ($49.25) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Total pot: $49.25 | Rake: $2.40

Results:
Hero had K, A (one pair, Kings).
CO had J, Q (straight, King high).
Outcome: CO won $46.85

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

...I decided to get some food at Chili's ....

...am trying to take care of my body ...

Originally Posted by Sasquach991

Nothing wrong with Chili's.

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Nothing wrong with Chili's.

Depends on what you eat (or drink) I guess.

Anyway, GL

BTW, I prefered staying in the crappy place I lived. At least in the same state.