My face is all craggly, it's crinkly!"
"It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in seventy-two hours. What did you expect?"
"Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face."
"And your teeth, your teeth are all brown."
"Look away, I'm hideous."