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  1. #76
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    So I have two images to post. One is positional stats that look standard except I may be too loose out of SB, thoughts?




    Now this one was a surprise. Does this mean I'm way too loose passive with a pf raiser in front of me? Should I just start folding more?



    Feedback appreciated.
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    I am Jack's tilting train wreck

    I was on par to making 100nl but I do the same thing every time. I make money consistently, run into one off day, and immediately start trying different methods to start making money again because "I must be doing something wrong." I need to realize that everyone has off days and that the perfection train I'm trying to ride is going straight off the fucking bridge.

    I lost 3 buyins 20 tabling and immediately switched to my old lagg days playing 4 tables. Then some HUNL (which i fucking spew at 24/7) and some 6maxaments. 13 buyins later (down) I'm nowhere near my goals and hating poker.

    I think half of this is I'm still results oriented. No more are my goals going to be about moving up. That is fucking me over big time.

    My new goals are going to revolve around hands played, only focusing on making correct decisions, and reviewing my play to learn from my mistakes. If you play the hands, the money will come. Or at least the FPPs will come, and they're like pseudo monies.

    New Goal:

    30K hands in February 20 tabling. I'll move up stakes as my BR allows but I am indifferent about what stakes and what money I'm making. All I care about is making the right decisions and putting the time in.

    Fuck you bigred, you fucking suck at poker.
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    Nice Av.

    Sounds pretty familiar, glgl.
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  4. #79
    Three thins and they are all standard that you should know htem. Stop open limping, you fold too much(WTSD% and (W$SD%) and you don't 3bet enough.

    Ben you have HM, do the first three articles that come with the program to break down that 20K hand stretch. They are at the top drop down menu's. See what it says and then come back and discuss your findings.
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    Wait, are you playing FR or 6max?
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    Should stick to full ring.

    Thanks TJ, I will do this.
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  7. #82
    slipped to second page by accident amirite?

    update yo quit playing that PS3 game


  8. #83
    wtf is this? bigred plays poker?
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    Achieve goldstar for second month in a row. Almost to 100NL. I probably should post here more, sorry
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    You rollin and dey be hatin?
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    can I take my 5-stars back please?




    you bigred


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    So I don't like responsibilities but I do like attention which is why I have this operation thread. You people fail at telling me how awesome I am.

    Anyway, for my annual update. I moved up to 100NL and have been killing it. It's so much better than 50NL because as expected, more people respect my raises!!!!! When they finally stop I usually tighten up and wipe their faces with my nut(s) (hands).

    A couple more days of this hot streak and I'll move up in stakes.
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    Also, I made platinum this month. Not even Kanye can touch this.

    LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES NO ONE LAUGH
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  14. #89
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Gimme monies then bish.

    I'm going to pick up PNL. Trip to Union Square!

    Union Square as in 14st Manhattan??
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    I live at 20th and 1st so yeah.
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    woahhh, donno any fellow new yorker FTR-ers. I live in queens but work at 25st n lex....not too far from ya

    If we have enough FTR-ers from NYC, maybe one day have a FTR live game or something
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    Quote Originally Posted by L_Clan_Sup3rMaN
    woahhh, donno any fellow new yorker FTR-ers. I live in queens but work at 25st n lex....not too far from ya

    If we have enough FTR-ers from NYC, maybe one day have a FTR live game or something
    I believe Flomo also lives around here somewhere. Not sure who else.
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    So I thought I might as well start giving poker lessons ITT. Here's one:

    $0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
    9 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($103.80)
    UTG+1 ($172.35)
    MP1 ($103.65)
    MP2 ($101.00)
    MP3 ($100.00)
    CO ($100.00)
    BTN ($84.00)
    Hero (SB) ($136.40)
    BB ($115.85)

    Pre-flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Hero is SB
    7 folds, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $19, Hero goes all-in $136.40, BB goes all-in $96.85

    Flop: ($252.25, 2 players)
    Hero says "quads"

    Turn: ($252.25, 2 players)

    River: ($252.25, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $231.70
    Hero shows:
    BB shows:

    Hero wins $249.25 ( won +$112.85 )
    BB lost -$115.85


    A bad player lets his opponent hit an A or a K >75% of the time.
    A decent player wins this allin 50% of the time.
    A great players MAKES IT RAIN QUADS ON THE BITCHES
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    You're so awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    You're so awesome
    I approve this message.
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    do you play on stars?
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    yes sir
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  23. #98
    what's your sn?
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    Uh, nutsinho....
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    no really, is it bigred###?
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  27. #102
    ah i did see you on the tables
  28. #103
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Uh, nutsinho....
    lmao..
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    YOU ARE SITTING BESIDE ME
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    Quote Originally Posted by mxiu
    YOU ARE SITTING BESIDE ME
    what's your sn?
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    ...nutsinho
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    So what's your name dbag?
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    DONT WORRY

    i stacked you once yesterday and you said nh. i didnt respond ;D
  34. #109
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    You're rude imo
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    i didnt have time to respond!
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    Anyway, let's get this thread back on track. I don't need any more posts from MXIU since he's lame, stacked me apparently, and won't even tell me his stars sn even though I told him mine. DICK.



    I'm stuck right at the 200nl threshold (aka forcefield). Every time I get close to being rolled for it I lose a buyin or two. Come on guy! I'm up about 6 for the day. Just need that final push.
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  37. #112
    its not exactly hard to find, i dont hide it

    STACKED YOU AGAIN
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    Find the guy who stopped you moving to 200nl. Thats him!!
    Just dipping my toes back in.
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    So I haven't been recently stacked...
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    LOL @ the hand that got me there...

    $0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
    9 players
    Converted at weaktight.com

    Stacks:
    UTG ($91.35)
    UTG+1 ($30.30)
    MP1 ($100.00)
    MP2 ($119.50)
    MP3 ($104.90)
    CO ($198.10)
    BTN ($82.20)
    Hero (SB) ($134.75)
    BB ($100.00)

    Pre-flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Hero is SB
    5 folds, CO raises to $3, BTN calls $3, Hero raises to $13, 1 fold, CO folds, BTN calls $10

    Flop: ($30, 2 players)
    Hero bets $16, BTN raises to $36, Hero goes all-in $121.75, BTN goes all-in $33.20

    Turn: ($220.95, 2 players)

    River: ($220.95, 2 players)

    Final Pot: $168.40
    BTN shows:
    Hero shows:

    Hero wins $217.95 ( won +$83.20 )
    CO lost -$3
    BTN lost -$82.20
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    Meh, I donked around at 200NL, somehow didn't lose my entire roll, and ended up a buyin. I always get a little spewy when moving up in stakes but I think I'm starting to settle down.
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    bump, where u at?
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    Quote Originally Posted by frosst
    my aim convo

    frosst: HEY GUY, I can haz rakeback? google saz you gives it
    FTP: So you want us to make less money off of you?
    frosst: i dont playz there right now cuz i haz no rakeback. either you can haz cheezburger or you can haz double cheezburger
    FTP: We'll see!
    frosst: umm, double cheezburger?
    FTP: K you can haz rakeback
    frosst: suckerz!! i still no playz there cuz i want another deposit bonuz.

    and so i wait. they'll give in. it's just a matter of time


    only took 6 months. luks lyk ah be on ur tablez stealin ur blindz

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnTman_69
    bump, where u at?
    good call, let's write a post!!!!

    maybe later...
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