Graveyard for Fun Hands

It's like the sky is falling or something :

***** Hand History for Game 2198472367 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 12:06:03 ET 2010
Table Table TH 3185 (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: markuso1 ( $20.00 USD )
Seat 2: casual10 ( $109.63 USD )
Seat 3: elmagop ( $139.40 USD )
Seat 4: *HURACAN* ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 5: Gaet545 ( $25.31 USD )
Seat 6: Blobs189 ( $137.30 USD )
Seat 7: HERO ( $99.00 USD )
Seat 8: Richar_R10 ( $103.45 USD )
Seat 9: galopo ( $111.50 USD )
Seat 10: elgamba ( $188.50 USD )
Richar_R10 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
HERO posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
galopo folds
elgamba folds
markuso1 folds
casual10 folds
elmagop folds
*HURACAN* folds
Gaet545 calls [$1.00 USD]
Blobs189 folds
HERO calls [$0.50 USD]
Richar_R10 checks
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$3.00 USD]
Richar_R10 calls [$3.00 USD]
Gaet545 raises [$6.00 USD]
HERO calls [$3.00 USD]
Richar_R10 calls [$3.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
HERO checks
Richar_R10 checks
Gaet545 bets [$10.00 USD]
HERO folds
Richar_R10 calls [$10.00 USD]
** Dealing River **
Richar_R10 checks
Gaet545 bets [$8.31 USD]
Richar_R10 calls [$8.31 USD]
Gaet545 shows
Richar_R10 shows
Richar_R10 wins $54.77 USD from main pot


Last night's session was the most devastating I've ever had. In the groove, jacked up on a great cappuccino, started out running like shit then hit a nice patch where regs were giving me their money, the fish were plentiful, etc. Then I lost 8 buyins in the last 600 hands. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, it did.


villain 35/27 3 bet 18% over 300 hands

***** Hand History for Game 2198575558 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 05:37:53 ET 2010
Table Table TH 72 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: Bahuule ( $119.95 USD )
Seat 2: OldTimer51 ( $65.50 USD )
Seat 3: 8(*_*)8 ( $67.50 USD )
Seat 5: HERO ( $196.50 USD )
Bahuule posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
OldTimer51 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
8(*_*)8 folds
HERO raises [$3.50 USD]
Bahuule raises [$14.50 USD]
OldTimer51 folds
HERO calls [$11.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
Bahuule bets [$23.25 USD]
HERO raises [$181.50 USD]
Bahuule calls [$81.70 USD]
HERO wins $76.55 USD
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
Bahuule shows
HERO shows
Bahuule wins $237.90 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 2198575963 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 05:40:37 ET 2010
Table Table TH 5523 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 2: elkami4458 ( $100.60 USD )
Seat 3: finglas ( $97.00 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $128.00 USD )
Seat 5: Bahuule ( $106.25 USD )
finglas posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
elkami4458 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
HERO raises [$3.50 USD]
Bahuule calls [$3.50 USD]
elkami4458 calls [$3.00 USD]
finglas folds
** Dealing Flop **
elkami4458 checks
HERO checks
Bahuule bets [$10.00 USD]
elkami4458 calls [$10.00 USD]
HERO calls [$10.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
elkami4458 bets [$20.75 USD]
HERO raises [$114.50 USD]
Bahuule calls [$92.75 USD]
elkami4458 calls [$66.35 USD]
HERO wins $21.75 USD
** Dealing River **
HERO shows
Bahuule shows
Bahuule wins $311.10 USD from main pot


Villain 38/34 3 bet 15%

***** Hand History for Game 2198590195 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 06:54:34 ET 2010
Table Bad Beat TH 26 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 1: EpicLuck ( $271.29 USD )
Seat 2: Grambler ( $103.20 USD )
Seat 3: lenn0n1 ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $124.73 USD )
Seat 5: satoro ( $95.85 USD )
Grambler posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
EpicLuck posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
lenn0n1 folds
HERO raises [$3.50 USD]
satoro calls [$3.50 USD]
EpicLuck folds
Grambler raises [$14.00 USD]
HERO raises [$28.50 USD]
satoro folds
Grambler raises [$85.00 USD]
HERO raises [$92.73 USD]
Grambler calls [$3.20 USD]
HERO wins $21.53 USD
** Dealing Flop **
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
Grambler shows
HERO shows
Grambler wins $206.90 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 2198593629 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 07:08:15 ET 2010
Table Table TH 5819 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: HERO ( $129.82 USD )
Seat 2: torta24 ( $153.70 USD )
Seat 3: EpicLuck ( $101.50 USD )
Seat 4: ReleVant ( $23.58 USD )
torta24 posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
HERO posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
EpicLuck raises [$3.50 USD]
ReleVant folds
HERO raises [$10.50 USD]
torta24 folds
EpicLuck calls [$7.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
HERO bets [$15.00 USD]
EpicLuck calls [$15.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
HERO checks
EpicLuck bets [$35.00 USD]
HERO raises [$103.82 USD]
EpicLuck calls [$40.50 USD]
HERO wins $28.32 USD
** Dealing River **
HERO shows
EpicLuck shows
EpicLuck wins $201.00 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 2198604327 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 07:40:48 ET 2010
Table Table TH 4421 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: Str82Par ( $114.38 USD )
Seat 2: SURICATOO ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 3: HERO ( $177.54 USD )
Seat 4: Buakhao ( $112.58 USD )
Seat 5: jjjace ( $88.07 USD )
HERO posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
SURICATOO posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Buakhao folds
jjjace calls [$1.00 USD]
Str82Par folds
SURICATOO calls [$0.50 USD]
HERO checks
** Dealing Flop **
SURICATOO bets [$2.25 USD]
HERO raises [$9.75 USD]
jjjace folds
SURICATOO calls [$7.50 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
SURICATOO checks
HERO bets [$22.50 USD]
SURICATOO raises [$56.25 USD]
HERO raises [$144.29 USD]
SURICATOO calls [$33.00 USD]
HERO wins $77.54 USD
** Dealing River **
SURICATOO shows
HERO shows
SURICATOO wins $198.00 USD from main pot


Villain 22/20 16% 3 bet 22% 4 bet

***** Hand History for Game 2198601788 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 07:33:38 ET 2010
Table Table TH 5819 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: HERO ( $180.47 USD )
Seat 2: Str82Par ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 3: SiLiepa ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 4: Buakhao ( $98.95 USD )
Seat 5: Sejrinho ( $198.25 USD )
Sejrinho posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
HERO posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Str82Par folds
SiLiepa folds
Buakhao raises [$3.50 USD]
Sejrinho folds
HERO raises [$10.00 USD]
Buakhao raises [$25.50 USD]
HERO raises [$169.47 USD]
Buakhao calls [$69.95 USD]
HERO wins $81.52 USD
** Dealing Flop **
** Dealing Turn **
** Dealing River **
HERO shows
Buakhao shows
Buakhao wins $195.40 USD from main pot


This hand frightens me. During the hand and after the hand I was 100% sure I had AJ and chopped vs the 65/24 whale this hand was played against. Then while reviewing the sessions it says I had KJs??? Very frightening, disturbing, unsettling, etc. Let's just say if I thought I had KJ i wouldn t be shoving river for value lol.

***** Hand History for Game 2198592856 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 07:05:22 ET 2010
Table Table TH 5523 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: Sejrinho ( $106.45 USD )
Seat 2: Henanren ( $77.31 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $97.00 USD )
Seat 5: joo3948 ( $99.15 USD )
Sejrinho posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
joo3948 posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Henanren folds
HERO raises [$3.50 USD]
joo3948 calls [$3.00 USD]
Sejrinho folds
** Dealing Flop **
joo3948 checks
HERO bets [$8.00 USD]
joo3948 calls [$8.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
joo3948 checks
HERO bets [$10.00 USD]
joo3948 raises [$20.00 USD]
HERO calls [$10.00 USD]
** Dealing River **
joo3948 bets [$32.00 USD]
HERO raises [$65.50 USD]
joo3948 calls [$33.50 USD]
HERO shows
joo3948 shows
joo3948 wins $192.00 USD from main pot


This was pretty gross. If only I wasn't getting 10 zillion-1 I would have folded. Heads up vs 76/21. I'm not making these stats up... they re the fish who populate the nl100 games late at night. Mind-blowing.

***** Hand History for Game 2198574815 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 05:33:05 ET 2010
Table Table TH 5204 (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Seat 3: jonashd ( $130.87 USD )
Seat 5: HERO ( $196.10 USD )
jonashd posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
HERO posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
HERO raises [$2.50 USD]
jonashd calls [$2.00 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
jonashd checks
HERO bets [$6.00 USD]
jonashd calls [$6.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
jonashd bets [$18.00 USD]
HERO calls [$18.00 USD]
** Dealing River **
jonashd checks
HERO bets [$40.50 USD]
jonashd raises [$103.87 USD]
HERO calls [$63.37 USD]
jonashd shows
jonashd wins $258.74 USD from main pot


***** Hand History for Game 2198604093 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 07:40:06 ET 2010
Table Table TH 5819 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Seat 1: HERO ( $199.00 USD )
Seat 2: Str82Par ( $96.00 USD )
Seat 3: SURICATOO ( $100.00 USD )
Seat 4: Buakhao ( $198.90 USD )
Seat 5: Sejrinho ( $199.25 USD )
Str82Par posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
SURICATOO posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
Buakhao folds
Sejrinho raises [$3.00 USD]
HERO calls [$3.00 USD]
Str82Par folds
SURICATOO raises [$11.50 USD]
Sejrinho calls [$9.50 USD]
HERO calls [$9.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
SURICATOO bets [$19.00 USD]
Sejrinho calls [$19.00 USD]
HERO calls [$19.00 USD]
** Dealing Turn **
SURICATOO checks
Sejrinho bets [$167.75 USD]
HERO calls [$167.50 USD]
SURICATOO calls [$68.50 USD]
Sejrinho wins $0.25 USD
** Dealing River **
Sejrinho shows
Sejrinho wins $495.50 USD from main pot

Vs a casual late night player 44/37

***** Hand History for Game 2198588588 ***** (Boss)
$100.00 USD NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 28, 06:47:52 ET 2010
Table Bad Beat TH 26 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Seat 1: EpicLuck ( $123.82 USD )
Seat 3: lenn0n1 ( $103.70 USD )
Seat 4: HERO ( $251.55 USD )
Seat 5: satoro ( $99.35 USD )
satoro posts small blind [$0.50 USD].
EpicLuck posts big blind [$1.00 USD].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO
lenn0n1 folds
HERO raises [$3.50 USD]
satoro folds
EpicLuck calls [$2.50 USD]
** Dealing Flop **
EpicLuck checks
HERO checks
** Dealing Turn **
EpicLuck bets [$5.62 USD]
HERO raises [$22.00 USD]
EpicLuck raises [$50.76 USD]
HERO raises [$226.05 USD]
EpicLuck calls [$63.94 USD]
HERO wins $127.73 USD
** Dealing River **
EpicLuck shows
HERO shows
EpicLuck wins $244.64 USD from main pot

This blog has become the meeting place for depressing self-pity, not a graveyard for fun hands. After hundreds of thousands, probably little over a million, hands of beating low-to high-midstakes, this has become the place where I've met a run sparking a mixture of unspeakable frustration, impatience and disbelief that I didn't think possible. Maybe I'll send it into hibernation until things turn around.