Clash of Titans: Volume Prop ITT

Me and spoonitwhen? NOW! have decided to make a volume prop for the month of September. The terms are as follows:

*The bet starts at 12:00am September 1st and ends at 11:59pm September 30th.
*Participants must play a minimum of 75,000 hands during this time.
*The main bet is $75 1:1 with the money splitting if both spoon and I hit the hand mark.
*There is a side bet of $25 for the most hands played during this month.
*Barring unforeseen circumstances (ie. death in a family) there are no mandatory buyout clauses; though offers will be heard.
*We will not use an escrow cause spoon's role is tiny like his chode.
*Because one of us will be on FTP who caps tables @ 16 we are going to make an extra stipulation that says a players multitable ratio must be 14 or lower.

Obviously periodical updates will be posted for all you fans out there and hopefully no busto garfs.