I tell everyone I run into that online poker is gauranteed big money and can give you more job security than any other professional industry. I explain to them how rhaymer and moneymaker won millions of dollars playing online poker and how you can be next. Then i tell them to play in the biggest stakes their next two paychecks (combined) can afford because, see, I need more dead money floating around here. Also I tell them how to list me as their referrers so I can get $50.