I realise you'll just think I'm being a dick, I can assure you I'm not. I find it hard to engage in this kind of exercise, because I feel like what I'm being asked to do is play my range in a static manner.

Let's say button opens, well should I have a rigid 3bet range? Does it matter what happened last time villain was on the button? My point is there's so many factors that influence my decision, that I can't tell you how I play my range in any given spot, because we simply don't have all the information. Is this wrong? Is this retarded thought process? Should I ignore the dynamics between us and villain up to this point so that I can give an answer that you can give me a gold star for?