Things that suck...

...hitting the wrong button

Going broke with 4 of a kind. It has only happened to me once.

But seriously.... set over set and it happens sort of regular so it gets extra points!

Originally Posted by Seasider

But seriously.... set over set and it happens sort of regular so it gets extra points!

The worst is when you have a small pair, call a raise from a super tight player, hit a set, put him on AA, and proceed to milk him until an A falls on the river. Then you play a game of denial and put all the rest of your money in against what you are subconsiously almost sure is AAA.

.. being beaten by runner runner flush. For some reason it's been happening to me an inordinate amount of times this week.

Timing out with a winning hand.

.. being called all-in pre-flop by Q9o by some guy who then hits trips 9s and claims the reason he called is it gave him "a good vibe"

Originally Posted by Galapogos

.. being called all-in pre-flop by Q9o by some guy who then hits trips 9s and claims the reason he called is it gave him "a good vibe"

.. and to add insult to injury.. watching him spew your chips to the rest of the room thereafter with similar donk plays..

Holding AA, and everybody folds to your pre-flop raise.

...Holding AA in big blind and having it folded to you.
...Running over your last pack of smokes.
...Forgetting about your pocket knife at airport security.

Originally Posted by Renton

Originally Posted by Seasider

But seriously.... set over set and it happens sort of regular so it gets extra points!

The worst is when you have a small pair, call a raise from a super tight player, hit a set, put him on AA, and proceed to milk him until an A falls on the river. Then you play a game of denial and put all the rest of your money in against what you are subconsiously almost sure is AAA.

doesn't matter. I never fold sets.

when guy hits his set on ur kings or aces and you think he has a flush draw.

when guy has a flush draw and you think he hit his set on ur aces or kings.

...computer crashing with the nuts versus 2nd nuts

losing to runner runner. losing to donks.

getting bluffed out.

folding and feeling you've been bluffed out afterwards.

someone on tilt going all in when you hold AK.

oh and also when you bluff a calling station

We can't forget the classic....

Running into AA with KK multiple times in one night.

Originally Posted by Lodogg

We can't forget the classic....

Running into AA with KK multiple times in one night.

haha, speak of the devil - 3 times tonight for me, twice over the past weekend

when the biggest donk in the world comes into your room and repeatedly anally rapes you

Browsing the $25NL tables in the daytime and finding out the loosest one has 32% flops seen.

Everyone folding to your AA pre-flop bet, then the next hand watching 7 people all call an 8xBB bet when you're holding 56s out of position and fold and the board ends up 234AK rainbow.

Originally Posted by biondino

Everyone folding to your AA pre-flop bet, then the next hand watching 7 people all call an 8xBB bet when you're holding 56s out of position and fold and the board ends up 234AK rainbow.

Going along with that: despite bluffing many hands and taking down numerous small pots (showing the bluffs after raising w/rags), you still get no action with your good hands.

=Boneless Buffalo Chicken Wings-----not as flavorful or greasy as the real ones

=having smokes and no way to light them

=slow cashouts

Hitting AA and getting reraised huge PF and timing out when you thought you had plenty of time left (I still think I did)

my wife, if i could ever turn of the computer and come to bed.

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

my wife, if i could ever turn of the computer and come to bed.

LOL

Originally Posted by Greedo017

when the biggest donk in the world comes into your room and repeatedly anally rapes you

...and by donk, you mean Uncle, right?

Blue balls.

Flopping top set on two tables at once, and then dropping the connection just long enough to time out.

when your tables overlap just so that the fold button of one is in the same place as the raise button on another, result: instead of folding J6o on one table, you accidently reraise allin with J6o on another when it suddenly pops up. i once threw away the nut flush on the river in a heavy pot due to this....saweeeet.

omfg. why did you make this thread. I never even knew this happened, i was just looking through my pt seeing if i'd ever accidently folded aces preflop. i have once. yea, i win, the thread is closed go home.

***** Hand History for Game 4230339221 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 10, 00:32:47 ET 2006
Table Table 96956 (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 8: Flyboy94 ( $161.94 )
Seat 7: Wahoo2006 ( $138 )
Seat 2: Justingobffs ( $52.82 )
Seat 9: Pres_Putin ( $17.70 )
Seat 6: PonteRoto ( $87.58 )
Seat 1: CousinEddy2 ( $98.80 )
Seat 10: GIRAFE111111 ( $44.95 )
Seat 5: gargar666 ( $70.15 )
Seat 4: tishalou ( $37.17 )
Seat 3: RayGotGame ( $99 )
CousinEddy2 posts small blind [$0.50].
Justingobffs posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Wahoo2006 [ Ac As ]
RayGotGame folds.
tishalou folds.
gargar666 calls [$1].
>You have options at Table 97151 Table!.
>You have options at The Hammer Table!.
PonteRoto folds.
>You have options at Table 98829 Table!.
>You have options at Table 97110 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 96382 Table!.
>You have options at Table 97151 Table!.
>You have options at Table 96382 Table!.
Wahoo2006 raises [$5].
Flyboy94 folds.
Pres_Putin folds.
GIRAFE111111 folds.
>You have options at Run 'N Gun Table!.
CousinEddy2 folds.
Justingobffs folds.
>You have options at Table 96382 Table!.
gargar666 is all-In.
>You have options at Table 97151 Table!.
>You have options at Table 97151 Table!.
>You have options at Table 96382 Table!.
>You have options at Table 97151 Table!.
Wahoo2006 did not respond in time.
Wahoo2006 folds.
gargar666 does not show cards.
gargar666 wins $76.65

Last night I lost connection just after raising in LP with 55. I had two callers. I came back in time to see the flop of K5x. At that point is just folded me out to the PS bet from EP because I didn’t have sync or something. I watched as they both went AI on the turn. Bugger me, two pair took it. I quit for the night as my connection failed twice more after that.

Donks that always minibet the nuts

Threads with no content that belong in bad beat forums.

BAAAAZING.

Originally Posted by Dislexsik

Donks that always minibet the nuts

This is a good thing. You would rather they take more money off you?

When you eat cheetos and all that orange shit is on your fingers.

...playing with your car keys (that have switchblade action) in the airport

Having to pay that exhorbitant service fee when you hit the ATM at a strip club


Oh, and sitting to the right of the table maniac

Holding AA and everyone folds to you in the BB.

LOL @ accidentally folding AA preflop.

LOL @ blue balls.

Loosing to a flush runner runner is a good one once all $$ is in on flop.

Staying up until the birds are singing and still being down a couple buy-ins.

Running into AA w/KK.

Flopped low straight vs. high straight.

Set vs. overset.

Boat vs. bigger boat.

Flush vs. bigger flush.

Pair vs. higher pair....

Loosing with quads.

Loosing with straight flush.

Dropping levels.

Loosing to donk players then trying to get it back only to realize that you are the donk.

I could go on forever.

I hate poker...

Originally Posted by EricE

Originally Posted by Dislexsik

Donks that always minibet the nuts

This is a good thing. You would rather they take more money off you?

No it makes me reraise or just call all the way to the river.

reading and listening to people bitch about when their poker game doesn't go EXACTLY their way

i'm guilty of it too

just ask gabe

Losing money bonuswhoring on B 2 B when I could be winning playing party.

"HAHAHAHA burn AK burn in repayment for all the times you've burnt me!!! God this is easy, I wonder what I'll spend the $$ on?......

oh, right; ahem"

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($58.95)
UTG ($28.25)
MP ($24.75)
Hero ($51.05)
SB ($104.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 6, 6.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, 1 fold, BB raises to $2, MP folds, Hero calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.75) Q, 6, K (2 players)
BB bets $1.5, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $3.50.

Turn: ($14.75) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB raises to $51.95, Hero calls $32.05 (All-In).

River: ($110.75) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $110.75

Results in white below:
BB has Kh Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has 6c 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: BB wins $110.75.

People in front of you who flick on their left hand turn signal AFTER they've stopped at the light. (right hand for you Brits).

Originally Posted by siknd

when your tables overlap just so that the fold button of one is in the same place as the raise button on another, result: instead of folding J6o on one table, you accidently reraise allin with J6o on another when it suddenly pops up. i once threw away the nut flush on the river in a heavy pot due to this....saweeeet.

i accidentally min raised 83o from UTG the first hand of a SNG because of this. flop came 833 and two people other than me were all in on the flop because they just couldnt believe i had a 3.

3+ people sitting out for an extended period of time sucks

People who call them ATM machines. WTF do you think the "M" stands for?

Originally Posted by Warpe

People who call them ATM machines. WTF do you think the "M" stands for?

You mean it doesn't stand for "All The Money"?

I hate that as well and you just made me go look at my post to make sure I wasn't guilty of that - WHEW!!!!

Originally Posted by Warpe

People who call them ATM machines. WTF do you think the "M" stands for?

people who say PIN number. WTF do you think the "N" stands for?

Originally Posted by Warpe

People who call them ATM machines. WTF do you think the "M" stands for?

I just stumbled across the post that you are referring to and damn near fell out of my chair laughing.

Having a pocket pair, hitting the set on the flop, playing everything perfect, having the other guy have a LOWER PPair, he hits HIS set...

...and he hits his quad on the riv.

hahahaha hand history please

anybody like the alliteration?

bigboy5540

Lukie, this is the hand history from my vomitorious little quad hand, pasted right from the bad beats forum...

I am still reeling from a hand I just got absolutely hammered on.
I don't have the transcript from the match because I have deleted the program from my PC to take a break for a couple days.

I remember it perfectly...

$1/$2 blinds. I'm dealt pkt ladies. Raise to $8.50, one caller.

Flop comes 5, 2, Q... rainbow. Feelin' good. He bets 20, I raise, make it 40 to go.

He calls.

Turns comes, 10. I bet $60. He raises me to $100, I go all in for nearly 3 large. We flip our hole cards to find out he's got pkt 10s.

At this point I have a full erection

No sooner did my euphoria arrive than did the river.

...The final 10 in the deck.


I still hurts now, 2 hours later.

When you are mult-tabling and you are heavy into a hand and you get to your other table just in time to see AA folded because you timed out.

** Dealing card to Warpe: Ace of Diamonds, Ace of Hearts
Warpe raised - $2.00
sss_2005 folded
bicepmania folded
Pocok folded
pokermee folded
Sum77 folded
Andee1998 folded
GERMANPOWER folded
BigTriss folded
Topaasi folded
Warpe mucks:
Warpe wins $2.75 from the main pot

Originally Posted by martindcx1e

LOL

Ppl calling u a donk when they buy in with the minimum on a table.

Sucks:

X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
i kjust folded a fulmlhouse wen i wanted to go all in!!!!
X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
FUCKFIHoùµiahfO%£hgvùqùp>HQ%H%O

..................

Doesn't suck:

X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
wow
X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
i would have lost if i called

Originally Posted by iloveyoooo

X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
i kjust folded a fulmlhouse wen i wanted to go all in!!!!
X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
FUCKFIHoùµiahfO%£hgvùqùp>HQ%H%O

..................

X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
wow
X2OrangeX aka Dislexsik [-TzS-] says:
i would have lost if i called

Muahahaha...still have a sucky session though.

When you limp in with a small pair, flop a set and the only other player in the pot (i.e. the big blind) folds to your minbet

Flopping the nut flush against one player which you decide to slowplay to get some action. 4th heart comes on the turn villian bets you call still slowplaying. River comes and brings another heart which would give the 2nd nut flush a straight flush. Villian goes all in you call and villiam shows the straight flush which he caught runner runner to get there.

Party poker, everything about Party poker. Minus the abundance of fish. But how long can you sit in a leaky boat with a broken line and it's raining before getting some shelter. You only need so many fish.

getting called preflop when you have AK.

last 45k hands AK is my biggest loser :s

Almost blowing your entire bankroll trying to clear a bonus.... damn you riverbelle!

Originally Posted by ProZachNation

Almost blowing your entire bankroll trying to clear a bonus.... damn you riverbelle!

hehe - I made a bundle clearing my River Belle bonus