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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 max, 5 handed) converter

Fnord ($44.32)
Button ($68.86)
SB ($24.33)
BB ($18.85)
UTG ($17.40)

Preflop: Fnord is CO with A, 8.
UTG raises to $1, Fnord calls $1, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls $0.50.

Flop: ($3.25) 3, Q, T (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $3, Fnord calls $3, BB folds.

Turn: ($9.25) 4 (2 players)
UTG bets $5, Fnord calls $5.

River: ($19.25) 5 (2 players)
UTG bets $8.4 (All-In), Fnord calls $8.40.

Final Pot: $36.05

Results in white below:
UTG shows As 5s (one pair, fives).
Fnord shows Ah 8h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Fnord wins $36.05.