If you can't beat the micro-micros (<25NL) you are:

1) retarded.
or
2) doing something fundamentally wrong.

Now, if your convinced it's not 1. You better fucking figure out 2. Cut the bitching and moaning because it really is not that difficult to figure out. You claim your not retarded, remember?

Solutions:

1) Latch onto the nuts of a player a level or two above you. They are most likely understanding the basics which is something you obviously struggle with.
2) Get a coach or subscription to a video training site. An invaluable assets that will accelerate your learning to the nth power.
3) Drop the ego. You suck. Your at the bottom of the totem pole so keep your fucking mouth shut. Quit the bitching, it's not variance. You are just that bad. We gotta break you down before we can build you up.
4) http://www.spoonitnow.com/videos/mirc.html
or, the fail safe.
5) /wrists

So take your pick.
1) Put in work. Become successful.
2) Change nothing. Accept your results.
3) Tell me to fuck off. Get owned.

This comes off harsh because its intended to be. This should be a fucking wake up call to you guys. I'm sick and tired of you kids pissing and moaning about how you can't beat the micros. Fucking do something about it. Nobody should have to hold your hand. If your looking for a quick fix ZOMG instant-success. Go Fuck Yourself. Everyone reputable here has put in work. Your no exception.