hand 1: I'm almost tempted to fold the turn, but it's fine, fold river
hand 2: y do dis
villain has NOTHING
HE HAS AIR
HE IS BLUFFING
you know why? because you played this hand like a PUSSY
A VAGINA

oops, third club, let me be folding my overpair, brb

hand 3: you're never good at against a passive opponent