Divorce Filing 289764896
Presisded over by The Honrable Wayne Brady
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Party One:TPTK/Overpair(Alice Kooper aka AK/TPTK)
Party Two:N00b

***Reason for Divorce:TPTK losing N00b's money on the river.***

Hearings

N00b:I just started playing NL Hold Em when I found my beauty my bride, TPTK. Her name was Alice Kooper (AK for short), I just got married to her on the flop, I mean the flop was beautiful, K610 rainbow.

AK:moaning Ohhhhh I love a good flop like that.

N00b:Oh baby me too, I think, I mean that guy who was check raising...?

AK:He was just bluffin, the final board ended up K610105, but I was still good, right baby?

N00b:I thought so you stupid b****, I called that all in on the river and the guy turned over pocket sixes for a boat.

Judge:How many times has this happened?

N00b:Hrm, like 7.

Judge:I thought you would have learned by now son. Perhaps, you should divorce this ho on the river when you're facing an all in, she's just costin you money, I personally wait for a better ho to pick up near the river, like my girl set or dat girl fullhouse. I mean you're in a ring game, wait for a better trick to go or call an all in with b.

N00b:Yeah...I did meet this guy in prison, his name was Quads, boy oh boy could he go all in...

Judge:Ahem! Ya, he's good for an all in, he could beat a Straight any day.

N00b:Yeah, I think I'm starting to learn... I wanna divorce Alice Kooper because she can't go all the way judge man, she sucks at swallowing the consequence of an all in, she loses it all the time.

*Eminem's Just Lose It inexplicably begins to play*

AK:But, but, but....

Judgeoes Wayne Brady have to choke a b****!?!?!?! STFU!

N00b:Yeah, shut up AK, I wanna divorce!

Judge:Granted! But I cannot give you the money that she lost.

N00b:Itz koo b, I got paid back in knowledge...

SESSION ENDS
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